Come one, come all to ChristCon 2026 (or 2027, depending on many factors outside of our control)! Rudy and TJ lay out plans for a convention of truly biblical proportions, featuring contests, teaching, cosplay, miracles, buffets, intern recruitment, and the world's first true attempt to live out Christ's teaching the parable of the feast in Luke 14.

In Turnt or Burnt, our notorious podcrastinators finally get around to weighing in on the "Harley Davidson is woke and gay now" online controversy. Bruno Mars has been appointed King of Las Vegas. Oh, really? Not on our watch! A bankrupt Rudy Giuliani taps the 9/11 survivors fund for free healthcare. Is this a viable alternative to socialized medicine? And in the most important local story of the season, Las Vegas casinos now employ robotic slot machines to follow gamblers around when they attempt to get up and leave.

Do the two extremely suspicious scorpion attacks signal the end approaching more swiftly than the public is willing to acknowledge? As the full realization of the kingdom of God/America draws near, is it too early for the Arc du Triump to be built in Washington DC? Find out the answers to these, and all your most pressing eschatological questions in How Many Four Horsemen!

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Young folk at church obsessed with their devices, and leaving their magnetically-sealed Kamoflage Kidz NKJV Lil' Warrior Study Bible closed all week? New from Rudy and TJ's recording studio side-project: TJ's Rap 'n' Rhyme Rhymin' Bible Time, a fresh way to connect digital natives to the civilizing power of Bible knowledge in a format they will love.

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Look up! It's a How Many Four Horsemen emergency pod from our heroes, as they wrestle with the world-ending possibilities of the new special military op in the Middle East. Rudy dives into history - or whatever history can be had during the WiFi outage at the camp - to piece together a new thoroughly-Christian theory of the "justice" of "war" in this day and age.

In Turnt or Burnt, Kristi Noem has been kicked upstairs following an illustrious tenure in DHS, CostCo has begun to offer family-sized family planning services, and a quadruple amputee cornhole champion has been accused of 1st degree murder.

Holy Ghosted features call-in / tweet-in requests to have prayers originally rejected by God given a second hearing by Rudy and TJ. This time, teleportation powers have not been granted by the Almighty, nor have prayers for protection of free speech outside these Fruited Plains been answered, nor has healing from the Trump Doctor-Christ AI image been given (yet).

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