Cristian discusses a tiny pet peeve that is actually a huge pet peeve for him, also, why do we define everything? 

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Cristian discusses his baldness, and jada's baldness, and will smith smacking the shiz out of Chris Rock. Who's in the wrong? Who's in the right? Would Will Smith have smacked Jay Leno, or 50 cent? 

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Cristian discusses his injury, weight gain, ukraine, colonialism, expansionism and comparisons

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Cristian comes back from a mini hiatus caused by LIFES CRAZY TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS! But he's back, and willing to tell you about it. 

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The second part of the first ever guest episode of Cristian's Cafe! Sit back and enjoy the show. 

Cristian sits at the Café roundtable with Gil & Marcus in a hilarious ongoing discussion that unwinds as it goes in. This hour will fly by with horror movie talk, chincinatti, neighbors, and a very quick update on everybody. 

Cristian talks about the inner workings of car sex, and being friendly with your ex- and the levels involved to it. 

Cristian asks people to post confessions/chisme on instagram and what he gets is a load of...