Don't get #fomo! Get out your concealer, Uggs, and a drink to play along to this episode. Join the squad as they reminisce about Kevin, JNCOs, cringe posts, and bi-panic.

And they're back! It's a new year and the Conduits of Chaos are kicking the door in with the same shenanigans. They share their predictions and hopes for 2024. Warp drive, bar fights, and art museums are included in episode. Cheers!

Part 2 is finally here with more unhinged comments about female anatomy. We cover the case of Elaine O'Hara. Brace for a break at the end of the episode where we had to rerecord due to damaged audio. Enjoy!

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar that was not rolled by virgin breasts. Just wait for it and for much much more. It's not pretty or good but it is hilarious and we hope you enjoy laughing at these misconceptions men have about the "fairer" sex.

The Conduits of Chaos beef with ghosts, aliens, and spirits in this episode. Bonus spoopy cases where one ghost refuses to let a murderer go unpunished and dreams lead to the right answer the wrong way. Shoutout to half warrior bird creature who truly deserves the sparkly thong but we didn't get to it.

What is kink? How do I do kink? The Conduits of Chaos try to answer these questions while thinking of England. No really, it's a thing. Pick a safe word, grab a drink, and don't forget to clear your browsing history.

Part 2 is here with more stories of friendships gone sideways and a true crime case that had us horrified but also truly impressed.

Is it me? Am I the villain? The Conduits of Chaos discuss toxic friendships in our very first listener request! Yes, sometimes you are the villain and sometimes you need to burn it all down. Thank you to our listener for the email and giving us a topic so juicy, it is also our first two part episode!