Watch out, it's gonna get HEATED! And this rivalry may shock you! Cliff and Kendall are counting down the top 25 TV Themes EVER. For All Time. Period. End of Sentence! And they'll stop at nothing to make sure their favorites are on the list! Will they give peace a chance or will the vetoes fly when someone tries to sneak another 'Doug' onto the list?? Also: Segments like Things You Should Know and Stupid Questions! Don't miss this RECORD BREAKING longest episode ever!!

At last Cliff and Kendall bring you the definitive Top 50 countdown of the greatest art form ever created by humankind: the television theme song! It's a task so epic it's gonna take 2 episodes. This week one of the co-hosts makes some decisions so SHOCKING the other is left shaken and disturbed! Download to find out who is who! Also: segments like Bad Jokes and RU Talking 2 ME?? This is it everybody, this is what podcasting was created for.

This week the great debaters are each sitting on a TOP SECRET completely unknown countdown! Will they be cool and interesting? Will one or both flop hard? To download is the only way of knowing! Also: unsecured segments like WTFood and You Wanna Hear Something Weird?? Don't miss this episode or you might [xxxxxxxxxx]!

Cliff and Kendall are wonderfully wet this week as they discuss Washers and Water Parks! Whether you love to slide down a long tube or prefer to soap stuff up, this ep is for you! Also: Momentous new music and segments like Things You Should Know and Categories with Kendall but with Cliff. Don't miss this one or you'll be saying "H2Ohhh No!"

Who better than Cliff and Kendall to explain the true meaning of Bread!? It's so good on a sandwich, but what else can it do? Then: time for the big top! It's a Circus themed section of the show! Also, stay tuned for segments like What the Kidz R Sayin' and the ALL NEW Kendall's Right to Choose! Step right up, it's the podcast you've been dreaming of!

Who better than the Dust and Wind of podcasting to discuss the strange and true reality of Dust and Wind! Then Cliff and Kendall move on to other bizarre things in the segment You Wanna Hear Something Weird?? Rounding out this otherwise classic episode is a round of WWID that cannot be explained in human words. This episode will likely be one of those things people talk about in the future and everyone will know where they were when it happened. "Where were you when Cliff and Kendall released the Dust & Wind show?" Find out now!

This week Cliff and Kendall are cracking open the mystery file labeled: CRABS! What are they? Why so many legs and why in the ever-loving **** do they walk sideways?? And: don't get crabby but it's an investigation into Crack! Why is it whack? Can the thrill kill? (Spoiler Alert: Don't do crack!! Ever!) And segments like Bad Jokes and a round of Connection Confusion that'll clear things right up. Don't miss this one and please note: the second half of this episode can be used to scare friends and relatives straight about a certain illicit substance.

What's that sound rattling up above you? Is it a ghost?? This week Cliff and Kendall are sharing TRUE tales of hauntings and spine tingling spirit stories! Also: beloved segments like Songs U Should Know and Baaaaaad Jokes! Don't miss this episode that hovers like a strange spectral gas over an old haunted swamp.