Tonight we’re covering world news, politics, Appalachian headlines, country music, celebrity foolishness, and the latest adventures of the 1000-lb Sisters!

PLUS: A very special public service announcement on HOW TO BE A GOOD NEIGHBOR — because apparently some grown folks need remedial training in manners and minding their own business.

Grab your coffee, your cigarettes, and your sense of humor. We’re serving headlines, hilarity, a little Jesus, and enough Southern sarcasm to strip paint off a porch swing.

Hot headlines, celebrity foolishness, Appalachian shenanigans, a little Jesus, and a whole lot of opinions! Grab your coffee and come sit a spell. You KNOW we’re gonna cut up!

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Tonight we’re talking fresh news, porch foolishness, the Feral Christian merch explosion, Loaded Bibles headed out into the world, and how I have apparently opened an Appalachian Jesus general store.

PLUS: Cozy Earth, Klear Protein, country music, questionable commentary and whatever flies out of my mouth before I can stop it.

Grab a drink, pull up a chair & come sit a spell.

#SarahBethTerry #CigaretteMom #FeralChristian #PorchPaper #Appalachia

Two baby chicks are missing, a rotten egg has committed an act of biological warfare, I puked and fled the chicken run—and somehow we still have NEWS.

Fresh headlines

Neighborhood gossip

Country music

Appalachian foolishness

Feral Christian Minute

Loaded Bibles + new merch

Pull up a chair. The porch is OPEN.

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First Saturday of October, the fur has officially made its porch debut, and the shenanigans are already underway. Come sit a spell—it’s Porch Paper time.

#SarahBethTerry #CigaretteMom #PorchPaper #AppalachianHumor #FeralChristian

We’ve got real news, West Virginia & Kentucky foolishness, country music, TLC updates, runaway wildlife, history, neighborhood gossip, a Feral Christian Minute, and enough unsolicited commentary to get me removed from at least one HOA.

Grab your sweet tea and come sit on the porch.

Keep your Bibles open and your powder dry.

Sound off in the comments: What’s got YOU feisty today?

Well, we made it through another weekend… some of us gracefully, some of us held together by caffeine, bad decisions, and whatever was left in the snack cabinet.

Come sit on the porch with Cigarette Mom while we wrap up the weekend with the news, nonsense, shenanigans, headlines, and assorted foolishness you may have missed — and probably a few things you were perfectly happy not knowing.

No newsroom. No teleprompter. No professionalism whatsoever.

Just me, the porch, and opinions nobody requested.

Y’all get in here and tell me what happened in YOUR neck of the woods this weekend!

#CigaretteMom #PorchPaper#WeekendWrapUp #SundayNight #PorchTalk

When the vows are spoken, marriage becomes more than a promise made in a beautiful moment—it becomes a sacred covenant made before God.

Marriage was never designed to be disposable or held together only when life feels easy. It calls two people to remain faithful through hardship, extend grace when they fall short, and choose love, commitment, and obedience even when convenience would be easier.

Tonight we’re talking about what it means when two people enter into a covenant before God—not just a relationship that lasts as long as it feels comfortable or convenient.

What does “one flesh” really mean? What responsibility do husbands and wives have to one another? What happens when marriage gets hard? And how do grace, forgiveness, faithfulness, boundaries, and commitment all fit together?

Key Scripture — Matthew 19:6 KJV

“Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.”

We’re gonna get honest tonight. No perfect marriages. No perfect people. Just Scripture, real life, and a conversation worth having.

Come sit with us.