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  • Heat it for 15 seconds!

    Heat it for 15 seconds!
    2025/09/03
    Today we gather not around the firepit, nor the sacred candle, but around the humming altar of our kitchens: the microwave.
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    2 分
  • Once you go black you're going to need a wheelchair!

    Once you go black you're going to need a wheelchair!
    2025/09/01
    Now, my friends, let us not be deceived this is not simply about romance, nor about color, nor about furniture choices. This is about the mystery of excess.
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    3 分
  • They say wear pink on Wednesdays

    They say wear pink on Wednesdays
    2025/08/29
    For Wednesday sits not at the beginning, nor the end, but awkwardly in the middle. Too far from Monday’s ambition, not yet close to Friday’s salvation. It is a desert of the week.
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    3 分
  • When you can't sleep at night it's because you're awake in someone else's dream

    When you can't sleep at night it's because you're awake in someone else's dream
    2025/08/27
    You thought it was the caffeine, you thought it was the blue light from your phone, you thought it was the burrito you should not have eaten at 11:30 PM. But no. They assure us, it is simply because Gary, three towns over, decided to dream about you showing up late to high school math class.
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    3 分
  • Where there's smoke there's fire

    Where there's smoke there's fire
    2025/08/26
    Now, what does this mean for us? On the surface, it seems simple. You see smoke, you assume fire. But They (those mysterious prophets of common sense) were not only talking about bonfires and burnt toast. No, They were talking about life itself.
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    3 分
  • Rest in resistance unless in a beanbag chair

    Rest in resistance unless in a beanbag chair
    2025/08/25
    We gather not in pews of oak, nor in seats of steel, but in the squishy embrace of the almighty beanbag.
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    2 分
  • Rotate your mattress every solstice

    Rotate your mattress every solstice
    2025/08/22
    Lest it sag with the weight of seasons past!
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    2 分
  • All wisdom lies under the Junk drawer!

    All wisdom lies under the Junk drawer!
    2025/08/21
    A cluttered drawer makes for a wise man!
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    3 分