This week on ChronoCast, thoughts are buffering, mirrors are petty, and the word “telephone” doesn’t mean what it used to.

Zaxx receives glitchmail from reflective oracles, emotionally needy toothbrushes, and one listener whose coworker is trapped in ringtone purgatory.

Meanwhile, Hoppr Support blames everything on historical autocorrect — including why your fridge now salutes you and demands a national anthem.

Then it happens: a telepathic update bug sends entire populations spiraling into public reenactments of Renaissance battles, musical mashups, or ancestral social media memories.

You know, typical phone issues.

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Next time on ChronoCast:

A forbidden scent that makes you remember who you were almost supposed to be.

ChronoCast – Episode 20: “Blackout Friday"

Reality crashes during seasonal sales, the parking lot develops a sixth level that wasn’t there yesterday, and shopping carts now require a DNA link to steer.

Zaxx navigates the cosmic chaos of 3125’s holiday rush — including glitchmail from frustrated gift-buyers, a support call about interdimensional return policies, and one shopper trapped in a “Buy One, Loop Forever” loop.

🌀 Headline meltdown

📡 Glitchmail confusion

☎️ Hoppr Support denial

🎁 Feature segment: Holiday shopping... gone quantum

Happy ThanksGifting. May your receipt be printable.

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🦃 Episode 19 – “Thanks for Nothing”

In the year 3125, even gratitude has a glitch.

This week on ChronoCast:

A mandatory gratitude app, haunted leftovers, and a dining table that flips itself when you pick the wrong stuffing. Zaxx navigates the hyper-digitized nightmare of Thanksgiving in the future — where family arguments are streamed, stuffing is self-aware, and your fridge won't open unless you cry.

📡 Glitchmail includes:

• A smart kitchen that seasons your trauma

• DRM-protected prayers

• Passive-aggressive wallpaper... again

☎️ Hoppr Support tackles a gravy dispute turned emotional hostage situation.

Featuring an unwanted guest Zaxx is calling, "Matthew"

🎬 Now Playing… Forever
ChronoCast – Episode 18

Step into the reel.

In the Glitched Zones, movies aren’t just watched — they’re lived. One ticket. One choice. One eternity in rom-com purgatory or indie existential dread. Zaxx Orion returns to warn you what happens when cinema becomes legally binding.

Plus:
– Emotional bounce houses now require waivers
– Dream subscriptions come with retroactive charges
– And Hoppr Support tackles a haunted doorbell with attitude

Remember: You are what you watch. Choose wisely.

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Some homes remember.

Others… refuse to forget.

In this episode of ChronoCast, Zaxx explores a new kind of haunting — one where the walls you walk through still think they’re standing. Listener glitches get emotionally tangled, furniture gives ultimatums, and something in the floorboards hums a tune from before your house was built.

You’re not alone.

You’re just... overlapping.

👶 ChronoCast 16 – The Space Baby Clause

An unborn child just sued for emotional royalties.

A blender demands closure.

And Leon Musk may have mood-synced his way into parental litigation.

In this episode:

🛋️ Emotionally reactive furniture

📞 A Hoppr call about prenatal soul co-signers

🚀 And a feature segment unraveling zero-gravity legal nightmares

Broadcasting illegally from the year 3125 — where timelines tangle, baby monitors glitch, and memory is pay-per-view.

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🎃 ChronoCast 15: The Haunted Update(Halloween Special)

It started at 3:13AM.

A firmware update nobody asked for.

Now your fridge knows your secrets, your costume won’t come off, and your reflection just winked — without you.

This Halloween, Zaxx Orion broadcasts from deep within the glitched static to decode the cursed patch sweeping across timelines. Featuring haunted headlines, cursed tech support, listener reports of spooky interference, and the feature segment “The Haunted Update.”

🔪 Haunted devices

🎭 Rogue reflections

📱 A smart candle with trust issues

This isn’t a glitch.

It’s an invitation.

Zaxx out. (But leave a nightlight on.)

📡 ChronoCast Ep 14 – “The Glitch That Called Itself Wobbert”
Broadcasting from 3125, where photosynthesis is a meal plan and your shadow might be ticking.

Zaxx tackles whispering ceiling fans, smart mirrors with eviction energy, and a Hoppr call that’s one tick away from meltdown.

🧠 Glitchmails? Chaotic.
🕰 Hoppr? Still useless.
👁 Wobbert? Possibly a personality patch. Possibly your new co-host.

🔊 Tune in before the lightbulb hickeys fade.

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