(0:00) Welcome to our new studio!

(5:45) Chris looks back at Ahmed’s answers to a 2006 bachelor survey

(9:55) Bust The Narrative: Holdouts are a distraction (Micah Parsons, Terry McLaurin)

(21:15) Eagles aren’t “defending” champs

(24:45) Chiefs are bringing back the deep ball

(31:15) Matthew Stafford being out of training camp is “no concern”

(34:20) Kirk Cousins as a backup can only help the Falcons

(41:30) Training Camp Mysteries: Who will win the Browns QB competition?

(47:50) How will Aaron Rodgers gel with Steelers?

(51:05) How will the Lions new coordinators do?

(57:00) Is the "last dance" for this Ravens team?

(59:40) How much will Travis Hunter play on each side of the ball?

(1:02:15) How are 2nd-year QBs adjusting to new offenses? (Caleb Williams, Drake Maye, J.J. McCarthy)

(1:06:50) Is the Tua Tagovailoa & Tyreek Hill relationship broken?

(1:12:00) Madden 99 Club: Who would make Chris' list?

(0:00) Simms has airline trouble again!

(5:30) Where does the Lamar-Allen-Burrow-Mahomes Core Four rank historically?

(18:00) Mahomes at #4 has some folks frazzled. And how much weight should be given to playoff performance and wins?

(31:20) You're not gonna believe this, but some people don't understand the Jalen Hurts ranking

(39:00) Would You Rather be GM of a team with young roster and some upside or with aging roster that's near it's ceiling?

(41:20) Would You Rather have a top-5 offense and bottom-10 defense or a top-5 defense and bottom-10 offense?

(46:15) Would You Rather have Travis Hunter play 50% of snaps on both sides or 90% of snaps on one side of the ball?

(48:45) Would You Rather be Jaxson Dart, Shedeur Sanders, or Jalen Milroe for this season?

(51:25) New hobby: Bird Watching!

(53:45) Feel better or worse about the Lions?

(55:45) Could Aaron Rodgers turn back the clock and play at an MVP-level for the Steelers?

(58:25) Who are the best & worst arm talents?

(1:01:30) We wrap things up with the mailbag: Top 3 athletes of all-time, which co-host would Simms want to throw a pass to save humanity, the Big Effer's throwing advice to young Christopher, and one spot to hit up on the Jersey Shore.

(0:00) This is a historic "Core Four"

(3:00) Simms QB Countdown: #4 Patrick Mahomes

(19:30) DraftKings: AFC Champion odds

(21:15) #3 Joe Burrow

(31:30) #1 Lamar Jackson

(45:40) #2 Josh Allen

(52:15) QB Countdown Top 10 recap

(0:00) Chris is flying to Atlanta

(1:50) News: Aaron Rodgers signs with Steelers

(6:15) Simms QB Countdown: Recapping QBs 15-11

(7:10) #10 Jalen Hurts

(19:40) DraftKings: NFC Champion odds

(22:35) #9 Baker Mayfield

(28:25) #8 Justin Herbert

(36:05) #7 C.J. Stroud

(41:35) #6 Matthew Stafford

(46:50) #5 Jayden Daniels

(53:35) Top 4 QB preview

(0:00) “I bring you down! You become a derelict!”

(4:45) Saquon Barkley’s Madden hurdle & NFL player verticals

(9:45) Simms 2025 QB Countdown: We enter the Top 15

(10:50) Want to Touch the Hiney: Kyler Murray

(21:25) Jordan Love

(34:20) Scheme Dream: Brock Purdy

(49:50) DraftKings: NFC West odds

(52:25) Aaron Rodgers

(1:03:10) Jared Goff

(1:13:35) Previewing Top 10 QBs

(0:00) "Ok Christopher, start acting crazy!"

(5:20) Simms QB Countdown: Someone (Pete) forgot Kirk Cousins

(14:40) Needs More Info: Michael Penix Jr.

(23:15) Drake Maye

(35:10) Is This It?: Dak Prescott

(45:20) Tua Tagovailoa

(53:30) Trevor Lawrence

(1:02:55) DraftKings: MVP odds for 2nd Year QBs

(1:04:35) Ready to Launch: Bo Nix

(1:13:50) Caleb Williams

(1:24:35) Saquon Barkley leaps onto the Madden Cover

(0:00) Chris reveals the origin of the chant “DEEE-FENSE!”

(4:35) Devin’s Top 5 Defenses

(41:40) Defensive Player of the Year odds

(43:40) Defensive Superlatives: What safety reminds you of Devin McCourty?

(48:30) Devin on keeping the Tush Push & playing Olympic flag football

(55:15) 2025 Simms QB Countdown

(57:10) Sam Darnold

(1:05:50) Geno Smith

(0:00) Pyramid conspiracies: Aliens, psychic powers, and dinosaurs?!?

(3:05) Homies try to name the pyramid

(7:40) News: NFL embraces Olympic flag football

(14:35) 2025 Simms QB Countdown: How close was Jaxson Dart, Shedeur Sanders, & Tyler Shough to making the pyramid?

(19:25) Young Mysteries: Bryce Young

(31:20) JJ McCarthy

(37:20) Clock’s Ticking: Russell Wilson

(48:00) Still On The Pot: Daniel Jones

(57:00) Justin Fields

(1:02:00) Ready Rookie: Cam Ward

(1:08:35) GUEST: Texans GM Nick Caserio on why he makes so many draft trades, the ballsiest move he ever pulled, and scouting players in the NIL era.

(1:50:55) BREAKING NEWS: Tush Push ban does not pass