You can't handle this...podcast? Join us as we dive into this 1992 Courtroom Classic full of apple chomping, Code Red slurping, and an iconic final 30 minutes pitting Cruise v Nicholson for an epic showdown! Court is now in Session

Mr Cruise as Brian, a dreamer with tricks

Served drinks and tails, and hopefully mozzarella sticks?

At TGI Fridays,

And even the beach,

He brightened their my-days,

With bottle flips purely for kicks.

When the sun rose too bright in the sky,

And his smolders ooze ran unpleasantly dry,

With tomato and beer,

He'd make it all clear,

And gulp down a curing Red Eye.

Step into a world of unicorns, goblins, and pure magic. We venture into the enchanted forest to review the 1985 fantasy weird one, Legend. We break down Tom Cruise’s turn as the heroic Jack, the ethereal atmosphere of the film, and Tim Curry’s legendary, scene-stealing performance as the Lord of Darkness. Does the story hold its own against the stunning practical effects, or is it lost in the shadows? Grab your glitter and tune in.

We’re going all in on Daniel Craig’s first hand as 007. Parkour sprints that raise the blinds, poker tables where every river card could be fatal, Mads Mikkelsen slow-playing villainy with one perfect tell-tear, and Vesper Lynd slow-rolling Bond straight into a soul-crushing bad beat. This Bond gets stacked, reraised, and rivered by betrayal. A chip and a chair, we go all in. Ante up and deal yourself in.

Strap into your invisible Aston Martin—we’re revisiting the movie that pushed the franchise to its breaking point: Die Another Day. It’s the film that has everything: DNA restructuring, ice palaces, Madonna with a sword, and a CGI windsurfing scene. Join us as we try to make sense of Pierce Brosnan’s chaotic swan song and debate whether it’s misunderstood or the moment Bond lost the plot.

In this episode: Timothy Dalton’s 007 goes full rogue in "Licence to Kill" (1989) after Felix gets sharked and his bride murdered. No gadgets, just brooding vengeance, and that infamous decompression scene. We unpack why it’s criminally underrated and how it still packs a serious punch.

This week we dissect Roger Moore's suave performance, the exotic locales, the most gimmicky henchmen, and that unforgettable theme song. Was it a high point for 007, or did it miss the mark? Join us as we explore the gadgets, the plot twists, and the groovy 70s flair that prove Nobody Does It Better!

We’re hitting the slopes to discuss the divisive: On Her Majesty's Secret Service. Is George Lazenby an unfairly maligned Bond, or just a blip in the franchise's history? Join us as we break down the ski chases, Telly Savalas’s Blofeld, and the heartbreaking romance that changed James Bond forever. Come help us figure out if this is actually one of the better films of the series.