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A quiet week doesn’t exist in our world, and this catch-up proves it. We start with the kind of unfiltered best-mate chaos you only get when the mics are rolling, then slide straight into the real stuff: moving house, being wrecked from work, and Dave eyeing off a waterfront property flip on the Central Coast of New South Wales. It’s part adulting, part scheming, and part laughing at ourselves for how hard it is to simply sit down and record.

Then the birthday drama kicks in, because of course it does. We talk “non-birthday” birthdays, being grateful without wanting a spotlight, and what it feels like when you’re not invited to something that looks like pure joy. From there, we relive big nights out like Bingo Loco and a serial killer cocktail event in Sydney, before getting sidetracked by gifts, a truly cooked cake surprise, and the kind of friendship gestures that are equal parts sweet and unhinged.

Miami joins us to level up the structure with recurring segments: translating UK slang into Aussie speak, Judge Miami’s Court where Crocs, indicators, birthday week, and the douching debate go to trial, plus the Red Light Reading Room where we make microwave, coffee, and laundry instructions sound far dirtier than they should. We close with Spit Swallow Gargle Smear and a quick chat about Aussie radio favourites that somehow fits the vibe perfectly.

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