We kick things off with one of the NYT's famous 36 Questions to Fall in Love: if you could be 90 with the mind of a 30-year-old or the body of a 30-year-old, which do you pick? Turns out we're both on the exact same page here, no debate, no hesitation, just two people fully ready to trade in the knees for the abs.

From there we spiral into the bigger question lurking behind it: what do you actually want to have done before you blow out 90 candles on a cake that's basically a fire hazard at that point? Bucket lists etc. it's all on the table.

Somewhere in between, we take a detour through Pakistan and Poland, two places, two vibes, and somehow both come up in the same breath as holiday food traditions, because apparently we cannot talk about culture without talking about what's on the table. Pierogi and nihari are both getting a shoutout this episode.

And because no episode is complete without someone's grand plan to reshape society: Shazia wants to open a school AND personally shut down every SeaWorld on Earth (the orcas would like to thank her), while Alex has quietly decided he's just going to build his own house from scratch, no permits mentioned, no timeline given, full confidence.

Bucket lists, 90 candles, pierogi, and an orca liberation movement, this one's got a little bit of everything.