The squad hits the Petty Police to break down the "Call Her Daddy" vs. Alex Earl drama where passive-aggressive subliminals turned into a full-blown Instagram callout. We dive into a high-stakes Homie Helpline to decide if a 2-month Hawaii romance is a "when you know, you know" situation or just a play to get out of the military barracks. The crew also investigates the "perfect crime" of an LA medical examiner stealing gold from the dead and roasts Shaq for his "creepy Theo" flirty diversion with a TMZ reporter. Between the drama, we test out the confusing "you are the birthday" trend and debate why women are evolutionarily obsessed with "fixing" bad boys. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are also debunking the "fake" NASA splashdown and laughing at Vic’s "astronaut jump" running style.

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:

(00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local

(04:05) Petty Police

(08:08) Scrolling

(11:43) Homie Helpline

(23:14) Don’t You Know I’m Local

(25:50) Chisme

(29:05) Money Moves

(32:42) Studious Fools

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The squad breaks down the ultimate petty flex as Manny Pacquiao buys out Mayweather’s Hollywood gym and rebrands it "Pacquiao Prime." 🥊🔥 We’re diving into a messy Homie Helpline where a rapper boyfriend is literally crying because his girl reposted a Justin Bieber TikTok on her "spam" account. 😭📱 Shaq gets put on blast for being a "creepy uncle" after trying to buy an engagement ring for a couple arguing at a Pacers game. 🏀👀 We also check in on the "21 times a month" challenge to beat cancer and celebrate the LAUSD strike being officially averted! 🏫✅ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re even warning you about the "diarrhea virus" currently tearing through the streets of SoCal! 🚽🩹

CHAPTERS/TIMESTAMPS

(00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local

(03:57) Rap Sheet

(07:32) Petty Police

(11:51) Scrolling

(15:57) Homie Helpline

(24:30) Don't You Know I'm Local

(27:59) Studious Foo

(30:50) Play Ball

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The crew stage an intervention for Nancy, a 24-year-old "baddy" whose insecure rapper boyfriend thinks she’s "sneaking around" with Justin Bieber because of a two-year-old TikTok repost. The squad also breaks down Manny Pacquiao’s ultimate petty move of buying out Floyd Mayweather’s gyms and investigates the soulful hustle of a Door Dash driver making bank by putting her feet in delivery photos.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: "SWAT Cafe" Michelin guide social media fail.

(4:07) Chisme: Pete Davidson’s questionable "creepy dad" parenting jokes.

(6:59) Rap Sheet: J. Cole’s zero-point basketball debut and visa drama in China.

(10:33) Petty Police: Manny Pacquiao rebrands Mayweather’s gyms to "Pacquiao Prime".

(14:52) Scrolling: Shaq’s "creepy uncle" intervention for an arguing couple at a Pacers game.

(20:16) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(21:36) Homie Helpline: Nancy’s "first baddy" boyfriend and the Justin Bieber TikTok crisis.

(50:10) Snoop Dogg Tickets!

(56:11) Don't You Know I'm Local: The LAUSD strike is averted at the last minute.

(59:41) Money Moves: Boosting Door Dash tips by including feet in the delivery confirmation photos.

(1:04:58) Studious Foo: The "F Cancer" challenge: 21 times a month for prostate health.

(1:07:50) Play Ball: Teammates make WNBA history.

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