The dads are back for another late-night, mildly unhinged edition of Too Broke Dads. Scott recounts a catastrophic day of driving over 100 miles for seven total minutes of dance and cheer performances after forgetting literally everything at home — including the costumes. Meanwhile, Jordan dives into the insanity of competitive dance culture, social media trolls, and why angry strangers somehow dedicate their free time to hating a podcast they voluntarily listen to.

The episode spirals into conversations about online outrage, creepy dance-recital rules, aging, embarrassing childhood photos, weirdly aggressive commenters, sports-parent survival tactics, and a genuinely disturbing celebrity death pool conversation that probably should’ve stayed off-mic.

If you’ve ever rage-listened to a podcast, forgotten your kid’s sports gear, or questioned why people willingly spend energy being angry online, this episode is for you.

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The dads are back after their first missed week of Season 2 — because apparently coordinating two grown men with calendars, kids, sports, work, anniversaries, birthdays, and Mother’s Day is impossible. Jordan and Scott dive into the chaos of being “time optimists,” youth sports politics, volunteer coaches who may or may not care, and the unspoken tension between travel ball parents and rec league baseball.

They also debate coaching styles, parenting philosophies, participation trophies disguised as baseball lineups, and whether sitting on your phone during a game should count as coaching at all. Add in awkward handyman encounters, Swedish au pair confusion, expensive greeting cards, old-man stair problems, and a suspicious baseball training device in the front yard, and you’ve got another completely unhinged episode of Too Broke Dads.

If you’ve ever argued about what “Tuesday at midnight” means, this one’s for you.

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This week on Too Broke Dads, Jordan and Scott break down a weekend so chaotic it felt like a full-contact sport. Between marathon dance competitions, back-to-back baseball commitments, and a schedule that makes zero sense to any functioning adult, the guys are officially in survival mode.

Jordan attempts the impossible—being in two places at once—bouncing between a 7+ hour dance competition (complete with completely made-up awards like “Elite Double Diamond”) and his son’s baseball schedule. Meanwhile, Scott’s Sunday turns into a logistical nightmare of soccer games, birthday parties, camp orientations, and a 36-minute pit stop at home just to rescue melting groceries.

Along the way, they debate the insanity of youth sports culture, the true cost of kids’ activities (financial and mental), and whether any of it actually makes sense. Plus: a passionate Chicago pizza debate (Barnaby’s vs. everyone), grocery delivery horror stories, and why weekends are somehow more exhausting than the workweek.

If you’ve ever needed a weekend to recover from your weekend—this one’s for you.

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This week on Too Broke Dads, the guys are running on minimal sleep and maximum nonsense. What starts with a questionable eye infection quickly spirals into one of the most relatable parenting topics yet: the weird, hilarious, and slightly embarrassing things families say and do that you assume are normal… until adulthood hits.

From “tushy burps” to accidental Playboy conversations with the kids, Jordan and Scott swap stories about childhood misunderstandings, outdated catalogs, and the awkward moments that come with raising curious kids. They also dive into wild Guinness World Records, debate how those people actually function in society, and somehow end up analyzing Playboy’s modern business model.

Plus, the dads speculate on who Morgan Wallen might bring out on stage in Chicago and why that matters more than it probably should.

It’s a mix of dad life, nostalgia, and completely off-the-rails tangents—just the way you like it.

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The dads are back… and somehow even broker.

This week spirals quickly from a “simple” car scratch into a full-blown financial meltdown. One wife takes out a gas station pole (RIP), an $11 Instagram miracle product fails spectacularly, and a rental car gets the Sharpie treatment — because nothing says “problem solved” like arts and crafts.

But the chaos doesn’t stop there. We’ve got cracked windshields, broken washers, a grill destroyed by hurricane-force winds, and a surprise bee infestation that may or may not require a full home evacuation.

Oh—and just when you think it can’t get worse? Travel sports season is back, parents are chirping in multiple languages, and the summer expense avalanche is coming in HOT.

If you’ve ever tried to fix a major problem with a minor budget… this one’s for you.

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The dads are back… kinda. With a fresh rebrand to Too Broke Dads, the guys kick things off by debating spelling, double entendres, and whether 11-year-olds should be trusted as brand consultants.

From there, it’s a full-on descent into peak dad life: freezing at early morning soccer games, wearing wildly inappropriate footwear, and navigating the chaos of Midwest spring sports where you need a winter coat at 8AM and sunscreen by noon.

But the real showdown? A heated (and borderline scientific?) debate over hydration. Is a massive 116-ounce water jug the key to peak health—or just the most ridiculous thing ever brought into a house? Expect strong opinions, questionable math, and absolutely zero medical credibility.

Plus: March Madness breakdowns, Michigan fandom, Tiger Woods drama, Masters predictions, and why every dad’s trunk is basically a mobile disaster zone.

It’s dad life, sports talk, and complete nonsense—just the way it should be.

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The dads are BACK—and somehow already in trouble.

In this unhinged Season 2 premiere of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott record live from the airport after a family spring break trip that can only be described as controlled chaos. From nearly abandoning a rental car (with the keys still in it) to cramming eight people and 16 bags into a clown car with bald tires, this episode is peak dad travel energy.

They break down the realities of “vacation” with kids (spoiler: it’s just parenting in a different location), the financial black hole known as Five Below, and the silent horror of a broken car radio on a 45-minute drive. Plus, the return of dad debates like Skyline Chili, questionable travel decisions, and why anniversary trips to Cincinnati might not scream romance.

It’s messy, it’s relatable, and it’s exactly what you’d expect from two dads just trying to survive family life—one airport mishap at a time.

Welcome back to Season 2. Dad mode is fully activated.

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The dads are back… briefly. In this holiday hiatus episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott cover everything from one of the wildest coaching implosions in college football history to Indiana’s shocking rise as a legit football powerhouse. From butter knives and scandals at Michigan to the subjectivity of the Heisman Trophy, the guys break down why some programs crumble while others finally have their moment.

They also dive headfirst into the chaos of December dad life: holiday parties, work deadlines, freezing football games, gift overload, spoiled kids, discipline vs. “fun parent” debates, and why modern parenting feels like financial death by a thousand Amazon packages. Add in cold weather misery, haircut planning, holiday travel, and a candid announcement of the show’s first real break, and you’ve got a classic Broke Ass Dads episode—equal parts sports, sarcasm, and survival.

The dads sign off with gratitude, laughs, and a well-earned holiday hiatus before coming back strong in the new year.

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