The dads are back for another late-night, mildly unhinged edition of Too Broke Dads. Scott recounts a catastrophic day of driving over 100 miles for seven total minutes of dance and cheer performances after forgetting literally everything at home — including the costumes. Meanwhile, Jordan dives into the insanity of competitive dance culture, social media trolls, and why angry strangers somehow dedicate their free time to hating a podcast they voluntarily listen to.

The episode spirals into conversations about online outrage, creepy dance-recital rules, aging, embarrassing childhood photos, weirdly aggressive commenters, sports-parent survival tactics, and a genuinely disturbing celebrity death pool conversation that probably should’ve stayed off-mic.

If you’ve ever rage-listened to a podcast, forgotten your kid’s sports gear, or questioned why people willingly spend energy being angry online, this episode is for you.

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The dads are back after their first missed week of Season 2 — because apparently coordinating two grown men with calendars, kids, sports, work, anniversaries, birthdays, and Mother’s Day is impossible. Jordan and Scott dive into the chaos of being “time optimists,” youth sports politics, volunteer coaches who may or may not care, and the unspoken tension between travel ball parents and rec league baseball.

They also debate coaching styles, parenting philosophies, participation trophies disguised as baseball lineups, and whether sitting on your phone during a game should count as coaching at all. Add in awkward handyman encounters, Swedish au pair confusion, expensive greeting cards, old-man stair problems, and a suspicious baseball training device in the front yard, and you’ve got another completely unhinged episode of Too Broke Dads.

If you’ve ever argued about what “Tuesday at midnight” means, this one’s for you.

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This week on Too Broke Dads, Jordan and Scott break down a weekend so chaotic it felt like a full-contact sport. Between marathon dance competitions, back-to-back baseball commitments, and a schedule that makes zero sense to any functioning adult, the guys are officially in survival mode.

Jordan attempts the impossible—being in two places at once—bouncing between a 7+ hour dance competition (complete with completely made-up awards like “Elite Double Diamond”) and his son’s baseball schedule. Meanwhile, Scott’s Sunday turns into a logistical nightmare of soccer games, birthday parties, camp orientations, and a 36-minute pit stop at home just to rescue melting groceries.

Along the way, they debate the insanity of youth sports culture, the true cost of kids’ activities (financial and mental), and whether any of it actually makes sense. Plus: a passionate Chicago pizza debate (Barnaby’s vs. everyone), grocery delivery horror stories, and why weekends are somehow more exhausting than the workweek.

If you’ve ever needed a weekend to recover from your weekend—this one’s for you.

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