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Are donuts demons? Are you a donut? All of these questions are questions. They won't be answered in the next episode. That's about all I got for this description, okay bye.

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ALL HANDS ON DECK! Today you landlubbers are being educated, but in a different way. We are creating the Brain Jam pirate code! Before the rules were somewhat simple - the Brains has an agenda, the co-host has their education segment as well as trying to guess the agenda, and they take turns hosting. But now mateys... we've made it convoluted!

The Pirate Code:

1. The winner hosts the first episode of the next season.
2. Season themes have to be implemented into each episode, if failed to do so in some fashion the host (the Brains) loses one point.
3. The winner has a wheel, they can spin at any moment during the next season (where they choose the theme). On the wheel are point deductions and earnings. 2% chance to go to zero points, 3 point deductions that are: -3, -2, -1, and three possible point earnings: 1, 3, 5. 49%, 49% split.
4. There will be requests for season extensions, it has to be mutually agreed upon.
5. There’s a blacklist for agendas. So no: pronouns, articles, fanboys, or prepositions.
6. If we guess an agenda right, we claim one point.
7. Each cohost has one bonus guess for the agenda each season, if they guess it right they gain 2 points. If they're wrong, they lose a point.
8. You must document when the cohost mentions or activates the agenda during the recording to earn those points.
9. There is an honor system.
10. We can only guess the agenda when the topic of the episode starts. The host will say when the topic starts.
11. The cohost has only 1 challenge per season. We flip a coin, and if the verdict lands in favor of the challenger the Brains lose all their points. If the verdict isn't in favor of the co-host, The Brains' points are doubled.
12. Every episode when the topic starts, the host (the Brains) has to tally down the points they earn throughout the episode. Additionally, both cohosts calculate their points for their current point totals to see where they're at currently in the season. violated. One of these buffoons will walk the plank.. so remember, dead man tells no tales.

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SHOULD "TACO SOUP" APPROPRIATELY BE LABELED IN THE SOUP CATEGORY?

We talk about our lives, once again. The boys went on an another camping trip with their best buddy Fury, engaging in your casual campout activities the trio finds a mysterious bear during their trip. They also saw the newest Conjuring movie, it was.. fine. Ashton got his wisdom teeth taken out and saw Nine Inch Nails during their latest tour. Gavin has been slobbering over Silksong's game release, explaining his adoration over Hollow Night and its sequel. Finally, they debate over the semantics of what makes soup, a soup, specifically taco soup.

DO YOU THINK TACO SOUP IS ACTUALLY SOUP OR MORESO A CHILI? _____________________________________________________________________________________

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Do you have trouble asking the right questions to make the right person fall in love with you? Of course you do, you're listening to this podcast. So it looks like you're just in luck my friend. Today we ask each other the biggest romantic, jaw-dropping, enchanting questions that will make your ideal partner swoon for you like no one else has before.

Wanna know the right aphrodisiac? It's pasta.

Wanna know how to be just as emotionally intelligent as you are smart? Eat pasta.

Wanna know how if your partner is your soulmate? Feed them pasta.

It all stems back to that Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene; listen now to find out the secrets of love!

RAHHH YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE ONE & ONLY, THE PINNACLE OF PEEVERY, AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE — BRAIN JAM.

In today's episode.. I don't really know what happens, I didn't bother to listen to the episode so just work with me here and imagine this is filled with a succinct description giving you a decent insight of the anecdotes & topics of conversation we converse about as well as any chaos that could ensure. Pet Peeves, you either love them or you don't.

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Ain't hooked yet? Well the third time's the charm! In this information-packed episode you will take a dive into the more obscure, atypical jobs & careers! There's a ton of fields that house more uncommon professions but every field has a niche occupation meaning we'll be cracking open those career cookies! Gavin & Ashton are milking Googles' Search Results in this one to tell you about the enthralling lives of these people and what their line of work entailsss. Alright that's enough puns, this description is long enough.

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Welcome back to the best podcast that ever podcasted. In this episode Ashton stumbles his way through century-defining moments in physics from elaborate experiments to revolutionary discoveries! Though the real question is, can he teach one of the hardest sciences to Gavin and manage to educate the grand masses of what quantum mechanics is? I'm probably gonna say he won't, but he's definitely gonna try!

ARE YOU TEAM LIME OR TEAM LEMON? VOTE!

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In the first episode of Brain Jam Ashton & Gavin go into the nuances of Decepticon indigestion; should we shoot a talking duck? How long can you drive in a roundabout? And more importantly what is the PERFECT CRIME? From teaching you a new word (hopefully) because we have to fill our learning quota - as well as stealing thee Lamborghini diamond, committing identity theft in a deadbeat marriage & hosting rich-mogul cloning parties to steal all of the riches wealth. We leave no stone untouched in this one! _____________________________________________________________________________________BJ SOCIALS:

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