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Robare is...still here. Oh well, better take advantage of the situation and declare a Threeway! Er...a three-way multi-round session of Hypothetically Speaking, Of Course! Yes, that's what we meant. Robare is here for the asking, and all of your hosts are in the hot seat. Star Fox flies by, someone's crying in the shower, and then it gets weird. Fame. Money! Whiskey in a speedo? Animated movies about singing animals? Is this even the right show? Yes. Yes it is.

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Take a deep breath, steady yourselves, steel yourself for what's to come - in fact, those with weak constitutions and those who faint easily may want to avoid this episode. Run now, flee, for what we have to discuss is so weird, so wild, so wacky, it's just plain...ooooog. You'll see. Your Friend Frosty, your bartender Mike Whiskey, and special guest star Robare (he's back, again - again!) are gathering around the mics to discuss the Four Follies of Walt Disney World Parks. You may have heard of them. If not, you're about to. From strange cake to unpleasant giant hands to grinning ancient lizards, we've got a lot to talk about. Sit down, but don't get comfortable. Things are gonna get ugly.

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It's been years since Your Friend Frosty and your bartender Mike Whiskey saw the Super Mario Bros. movie in theaters. Now, they've returned. They've sat down and watched the glorious spectacle that was the Super Mario Galaxy movie. Just change "watched" to "endured" and "glorious spectacle" to "over an hour and a half of a big budget Nintendo commercial". Yes, folks, we're sorry to tell you - after waxing on about a bunch of ridiculous DnD spells that describe something...saucy - that this movie was certainly a thing that happened and not all of it good. Spoiler Alert has been issued, because the movie is discussed in great detail, but there was plenty to see. Also, Star Fox, bad jokes, and evil love. Have fun.

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We apologize - this is gonna start big and become a downer and then hopefully swing back up. It's mad, it's bad, it's....Barbie Dreamfest? Yes, that's right, Your Friend Frosty and your bartender Mike Whiskey are delving into the lack of madness and more downright disappointment that was Barbie Dreamfest, the most lackluster and yet still somehow entertaining (because of how bad it was) must-miss event of 2026. And then there's some chocolate and a discount Oompa Loompa as we talk about that other bad event based off the guy with the chocolate factory. And then...well, then things take a bit of a dive when Frosty talks about something sad, near, and dear to his family: his family. It's an emotional rollercoaster here on Bourbon On Ice. Oh, and Whiskey may not recover...

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If there's one thing Your Friend Frosty hates, it's the relentless march of time. So let's have an episode about nothing else! Whether it's Pokémon in their park, Frosty remembering his first date, or your bartender Mike Whiskey preparing to bury something in the ground (really), this episode is all about the many, many, many anniversaries that we're about to celebrate this year - whether we want to or not. I mean, they're still right there. Also, inappropriate laughter, and a lot of it.

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Hmmm. How to combine Your Friend Frosty's love of retro cartoons, Disney lore, and straight up horror? Don't worry, we have a solution. We're throwing it all the way back to the 80s (well, very early 90s) to delve into a complicated cartoony crisis: The Golden Goose. That's right. Heading to Duckburg where there's racecars, lasers, and airplanes, Frosty is here to tell you all about the rather unsettling cartoon masquerading as a family-friendly classic known as DuckTales, and also to wax on about that unsettling series finale (before the reboot anyway). Frosty will spin a yarn! Your bartender Mike Whiskey will be unimpressed. Cynics. But here we go, it's all about the darkest tales...The Duck Tales! Oooooo.

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It's a momentous occasion. Forty years in the making too - the anniversary of the epic Nintendo gaming franchise, "The Legend of Zelda"! And to celebrate, Nintendo is doing....nothing. Yeah, we're perplexed too. That's why your plucky podcasting duo has gathered their nonexistent cash and decided to take it upon themselves to celebrate with a weird round of Hypothetically Speaking Of Course and fantasize about the launch of their own Legend of Zelda theme park. It's...frankly terrible, and completely unbelievable. Let's hope something real happens, otherwise this is what we're left with: strange rollercoasters, ridiculous souvenirs, and the legal department says we can't hand out swords...but Your Friend Frosty still might. Nintendo, hurry, do something!

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Somewhere in New England in mid-February 2026, a terrible storm raged. Lives were changed, property was destroyed, people were inconvenienced, and in an office somewhere, an office text chain was set up that descended into madness and chaos and frankly became fodder for, well, this podcast. A loyal listener of Bourbon On Ice sent Your Friend Frosty the screencaps of this delicious text chain and now, with names and locations removed, we present it to you, because it's that freaking funny. Sit back, relax, and be grateful this isn't your workplace. But at the same time, know that it's alright if you kind of wish it was...