Definition of Shitpod. It was the night before Anthony's birthday and he was over served IPA's. He was obnoxiously drunk so he asked Morgan to host... but also to shut the fuck up at the same time. We also welcomed league-mate Miah to the pod. Meanwhile, Ruben had to leave right before the start of recording due to some pressing issues in his homeland.

Editors note: This was not edited. Next week will be better.

Week 5 is in the books and the damage report is real. Four teams sitting at 4-1, one pivotal matchup at the top, and a trade market that's active but suspiciously quiet — everybody's talking, nobody's moving. We break down the FAAB moves, review the bets, run the pick'ems, and settle at least one debt that's been owed since August. Alex had to work. Bash House: Goober Nation, Episode 6.

Bullshitting: 2:39.329
Week 5 Damage Report: 6:58.718
FAAB Moves: 38:13.682
Trades!: 49:17.120
Week Preview: 01:01:02.649
Bets Review: 01:26:22.177
Pick’Em’: 01:29:52.885
House Bet: 01:34:19.655

All four hosts are back and healthy — which is great, because the league has questions. The hosts went a combined 2-6 in week four. Anthony scored 62 points. Morgan’s unbeaten streak ended at three. And somehow Ruben’s team name changed to something that needs to be addressed on air.

This week on Bash House: we run through the Week 4 Damage Report across all six matchups, break down FAAB Moves including Louie’s $85 Tyreek Hill pickup that officially ended his victim era, hit the Trade Report where Morgan explains sending Jaylen Waddle away — and faces the group chat — in a segment we call Is It Rape or Is It Consensual. Then we preview all of Week 5, check in on the Washington vs Waddle side bet, go through NFL Pick’ems, and lock in Week 5 picks for The House Bet where Ruben is currently 0 for 4 on the season.

We are absent this week but we have our trusty friend Wyatt to take the reins. Stay until the end if you love bangers!

Morgan scored 143 points, acquired AJ Brown, and is 2-0. He's also not here. Ruben scored 51 points and lost. He is here. We break down week 2, preview week 3, run the NFL Pick'em, and place our week 3 House Bets. The commissioner can't defend himself today. We're going to take full advantage of that.

Week 1 recap, week 2 preview, waiver wire, House Bets, bold predictions — it was supposed to be a normal episode. Then a trade happened live on mic. The group chat erupted. The nicest guy in the league got got. Again. Business as usual in Goober Nation.

Goober Nation is back. Four hosts, seven combined championships, and one league that has been running for fifteen years. This episode we reintroduce ourselves, argue about our drafts, and put a pre-season trade between two co-hosts on trial before a single game has been played. We also lock in our boldest predictions for the season and kick off The House Bet. Same league. New era. Bash House is open.

Producer note: Ruben is not actually Antisemitic.... (I think), it is just a running joke in the league.