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There’s a button. When you press it, $100 million is hidden somewhere in the United States. You have 1 year to find it. If you don’t find it, you die. Once a week, you will be given your exact distance from the money, but not the direction. Do you press the button?

Would you rather have the power to double jump, or the power to stop time for 15 seconds per day?

If we skipped a day and nobody else noticed, would you let it be known?

Would you rather know the exact day you die but never the cause, or know the exact cause but never the day?

You gotta fight some geese. It has to be done. But you have two options: one goose that has been training its whole entire life specifically to fight you, or 10 geese that have little to no fighting experience. Which one are you fighting?

If you got that food machine from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, what kinda food are you making it rain?

Would you rather always feel fully rested after you sleep, but every day, at a random time, you’re teleported into a random spot in the ocean for 15 seconds, OR you can walk on water but will always be a bit exhausted?

Would you rather get shot in the leg with a paintball gun every day, or have to shoot one of your friends once a week?

If all of the houses in the world had to be built out of a food, what would you build them out of?

If you were a clock, what time would you be?

Would you rather have an ear for a tongue or tongues for ears?

Should tree marriage be legalized in the United States?

How many squirrels could you take in a fight (they are flying squirrels)?

Would you rather have a nose that glows brighter the more tired you are, or ears that play the Wii Shop Channel music whenever you're in a high-stress situation?

What’s the worst sound to hear in a library?

Would you rather make every surface in the world a little bit bouncy, or quadruple gravity?

If evolution had one more “patch update,” what feature would be most game-breaking?

Would you rather have to begin every conversation with “Let me paint you a picture” or end it with “fade to black”?

If you had to replace… you know what. No.

Which one of us has the best eyebrows?

Would you press a button that gives you $100,000, but you randomly become naked for one minute a month?

If you were to make national news, do you think it’s more likely to be for something remarkably good you did, or something horrific?

What would you do if a bald eagle took your child?

Would you rather get shot in the head, but you fully recover within a year, OR every bathroom you walk into is carpeted?

If you were a teacher what subject would you want to teach?

What invention do you hope to see at the Benson Tech Show?

Is it cooler to vape or smoke cigarettes?

Should Claude be able to vote? How much Claude?

If you had to replace all of these stupid, long-running bits that I will NEVER give up with something else, what would it be?