S3E31

1. Would you rather have been on this podcast more or less than you were?

2. Of all of the guests we’ve had on Basement Banter, who will end up the most successful?

3. What is Caden’s ultimate fate?

4. Would you rather never be able to listen to Basement Banter again or get $10 million dollars?

5. What’s the most famous person you think has listened to Basement Banter?

6. In a fight to the death, who in this room would be the last standing?

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S3E30 - 5/20/2026

1. If somebody handed you $800,000 and said it's because you're ugly, would you accept it?

2. If you had a fursona what animal would it be?

3. You’re in charge of planning 9/11 2 but there’s 21 pilots this time. Which 21 iconic American landmarks would you target?

4. Would you rather fight a hundred 100-year-olds or ten 10-year-olds?

5. If you had to add another sport to the Super Bowl, that they’d have to play at the same time, what would it be?

6. A button exists that ends world hunger permanently, but every time you press it you age five years instantly. How many times do you press it?

7. Would you rather be the world's greatest expert at something nobody cares about, or be slightly above average at everything?

8. You have to pick somebody else at this table to be your public defender in a murder trial. You are innocent but the evidence is bad. Like, it doesn’t look good for you. Who are you picking and why?

9. A stranger offers you $1,000,000 but they pick a random contact from your phone who you’re never allowed to contact ever again. Do you accept it?

10. How long would you have to own a boat before you felt comfortable referring to yourself as "a boat guy"?

1. What’s the scoop?

2. There’s a button. When you press it, $100 million is hidden somewhere in the United States. You have 1 year to find it. If you don’t find it, you die. Once a week, you will be given your exact distance from the money, but not the direction. Do you press the button?

3. Would you rather have the power to double jump, or the power to stop time for 15 seconds per day?

4. If we skipped a day and nobody else noticed, would you let it be known?

5. Would you rather know the exact day you die but never the cause, or know the exact cause but never the day?

6. You gotta fight some geese. It has to be done. But you have two options: one goose that has been training its whole entire life specifically to fight you, or 10 geese that have little to no fighting experience. Which one are you fighting?

7. If you got that food machine from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, what kinda food are you making it rain?

8. Would you rather always feel fully rested after you sleep, but every day, at a random time, you’re teleported into a random spot in the ocean for 15 seconds, OR you can walk on water but will always be a bit exhausted?

9. Would you rather get shot in the leg with a paintball gun every day, or have to shoot one of your friends once a week?

10. If all of the houses in the world had to be built out of a food, what would you build them out of?