This week, we take a look back at the loudest man in 1994 — Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. A film that made Jim Carrey a star, made catchphrases out of complete nonsense, and made us question how the hell this ever passed for a plot.

We dive into the chaotic energy, the weird animal obsession, and the incredibly “of its time” humour that definitely hasn’t aged like wine — more like expired milk in a sunlit fish tank. We didn’t love it, but we laughed (sometimes at it), and that counts for something, right?

It’s Ace Ventura: The Movie That Made Talking Out Your Ass Acceptable. Let’s talk some bullsh*t.

Streaming now on @Netflix go and see it for yourself!.....#BadMoviesAndBullshit #RottenMovieReviews #SoBadItsGood #MovieRoast #FilmFails #RottenTomatoesRejects #MoviePodcast

This week, we board the anxiety express with Final Destination — the OG teen horror that made an entire generation fear flying, showering, and standing near literally anything.

We talk about Death’s unnecessarily creative murder streak, the cast of late-'90s haircuts and questionable decisions, and how this film somehow holds up better than most of its early-2000s horror peers. It’s fun, it’s brutal, and honestly? We still kinda love it.

It’s Final Destination: Death’s Petty Revenge Tour Begins. Let’s talk some bullshit — and try not to slip in the bathroom.

Streaming now on @Netflix go and see it for yourself!.....#BadMoviesAndBullshit #RottenMovieReviews #SoBadItsGood #MovieRoast #FilmFails #RottenTomatoesRejects #MoviePodcast

This week, we throw ourselves into the explosion-stuffed world of Angel Has Fallen — the third entry in the “Gerard Butler Saves Democracy by Growling” cinematic universe. This time, Mike Banning is framed, hunted, and somehow still allowed near the President… again.

We break down the overcooked plot, the drone strike fever dream opening, and whether this is a gritty action thriller or just Call of Duty: Dad Edition. It’s loud, it’s dumb, and it might be the most unintentionally funny one yet.

It’s Angel Has Fallen: And So Has the Script. Let’s talk some bullshit.

Streaming now on ⁨@Netflix⁩ go and see it for yourself!

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- If you are a kid and you are watching this, don't. This video is not suitable and has potty words in it-

This week, we dive pickaxe-first into The Minecraft Movie — a film based on a game with no plot, no dialogue, and no real reason to exist… and yet, here we are. Somehow, this blocky fever dream made it to the big screen, complete with emotional arcs, familiar mobs, and a surprisingly decent attempt at storytelling.

We talk about what worked (yes, some things did), what absolutely didn’t, and whether turning Minecraft into a movie is genius, insanity, or just a way to sell more merch. Creepers explode, lessons are learned, and we still don’t know why anyone punches trees barehanded.

It’s Minecraft: The Movie That Might Actually Work? Let’s talk some bullshit — one block at a time.Streaming now on most places with "Home Box Office"...what a con that is! Go and see it for yourself!

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This week, we crack open National Treasure: Book of Secrets — the sequel that asked, what if we made American history even dumber? Nicolas Cage is back solving riddles no sane adult would take seriously, kidnapping the President, and somehow making Mount Rushmore part of a treasure map.

We dive into ancient conspiracies, paper-thin character motivations, and the sheer audacity of trying to turn the U.S. government into an escape room. But hey — it’s got Nic Cage doing Nic Cage things, and for that alone, we salute it (sort of).

It’s Book of Secrets: Nic Cage’s Declaration of Nonsense. Let’s talk some B.S.

Streaming now on Disney Plus, go and see it for yourself!

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This week, we head into the misty Appalachian woods with Hellboy: The Crooked Man — a reboot that almost had something going for it. The folk-horror vibes are strong, the creature design has some genuinely cool moments, and the idea of a darker, stripped-down Hellboy story? We were into it… in theory.

But somewhere between the budget cosplay prosthetics, the pacing issues, and a script that sounds like it was written during a séance, it all goes straight to streaming purgatory. Still, we’ll give it this — it’s not the worst Hellboy movie ever made. (But it’s close.)

Let’s talk some bullshit — with just a dash of respect for the ambition.

Streaming now on Amazon Prime (they have had some decent movies come up), go and see it for yourself!

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This week, we dive headfirst into our Special Guests pick, so blame him — Den of Thieves, a movie that desperately wants to be Heat, but ends up feeling more like Call of Duty: Divorce Dad Edition. Gerard Butler growls his way through a diet cop drama, 50 Cent is... also there, and somehow it’s two and a half hours long. We break down the plot (or try to), call out the absurd macho energy, and ask the important questions — like why everyone looks like they’re sweating protein powder.

It’s Den of Thieves: Heat... But With CTE. Let’s talk some bullshit.

Streaming now on Amazon Prime, go and see it for yourself!

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The Crow gets a reboot — but does it soar, or does it crash and burn like a goth kid’s first tattoo? This week, we’re tackling the 2024 remake of a cult classic that was never really asking for a revival. From emo aesthetics to questionable casting, we dive deep into the dark, brooding world of Eric Draven and ask: did they even get the original film, or is this just a whole lot of melodrama with no soul?Streaming now on Amazon Prime, go and see it for yourself!.....#BadMoviesAndBullshit #RottenMovieReviews #SoBadItsGood #MovieRoast #FilmFails #RottenTomatoesRejects #MoviePodcast