Episode 11 begins with twelve bottles from Sin City Spirits, two Zombie Bites on the bar and one missing fact checker. Craig has failed to return from the wormhole, leaving behind his BYOB T-shirt and some deeply suspicious CCTV footage involving a naked alien.
The first pour is Zombie Bite spiced rum. Its artwork and bottle shape look the part, even if the screw top denies Lee and Neill their usual cork pop. Caramel leads the tasting, followed by star anise, banana, burnt toffee and crème brûlée. Smooth, thick and sweet without going too far, it earns a new category of its own: this is not a dental rum, it is a puddin’ rum. Neill scores it 9.5 and Lee gives it nine.
Machine Head are the featured band. The conversation returns to a Glasgow Barrowland show from the 1990s, *Burn My Eyes*, *The More Things Change*, *The Burning Red* and the band’s place beside Pantera and Metallica. Korn, Sepultura, Biohazard and Fear Factory join a wider look back at the era, while the guitar tone on *Burn My Eyes* gets the attention it deserves.
Conspiracy Corner heads underground at Area 51. Are the strange things seen over Nevada simply classified aircraft, or has alien technology been reverse-engineered there? The U-2, SR-71 Blackbird and F-117 Nighthawk lead into Bob Lazar, S-4, Element 115, gravity propulsion, the Nazi Bell and Operation Paperclip. Craig is not around to settle any of it.
The route back to the bar includes childhood games, nettle stings, dock leaves and the fear of school punishment. Then Zombie Bite blueberry vodka arrives, looking like Ribena and tasting of blueberries, ice cream and frosted Pop-Tarts. Lee gives it 8.5; Neill gives it nine.
Pull up a chair for two honest pours, classic metal memories, alien technology and the kind of tangents only BYOB can produce.
## Spotify Episode Notes
- Featured drinks: Sin City Spirits Zombie Bite spiced rum and Zombie Bite blueberry vodka
- Spiced rum scores: Neill 9.5; Lee 9
- Blueberry vodka scores: Neill 9; Lee 8.5
- Featured band: Machine Head
- Albums discussed: *Burn My Eyes*, *The More Things Change* and *The Burning Red*
- Also discussed: Korn, Pantera, Metallica, Sepultura and the 1990s metal scene
- Conspiracy Corner: Area 51, Bob Lazar, S-4, Element 115, experimental aircraft, the Nazi Bell and Operation Paperclip
- Craig is absent after the wormhole incident
- Please enjoy your own bottle responsibly