Wait does Hostel (2005) begin with a “Bye Bye Birdie”-like game of Telephone?!

No, no it doesn’t, but it does feature heterosexual men greatly concerned with how to show platonic affection for one another! Why is Stuart’s relationship with chewing gum tumultuous?? Is chewing gum a form of currency in Eastern Europe? Is Jesse the vice president of Gay Slurs?! Press play to hear us consider these questions and more as we breakdown Eli Roth’s most culturally impactful movie!

How lively is Jesse’s Australian accent? Should Hannibal Lecter’s prison cell be a Lego set?? Is Santa really a Capricorn???

We cover all this and more with Director/Writer/Actor Tai Leclaire who joins us to chat Dangerous Animals (2025)! Ooby Dooby, m*therf*ckers!

Baby, there’s a shark in the water!

This one’s been a long time coming, and there’s no better time to discuss what is arguably the most influential blockbuster of all time: Jaws (1975)! Press play to hear your gay boys discuss their double-jointed bodies, thotty Richard Dreyfuss, and Mario van Peebles filmography, among other things. Paws up for sharks named Bruce!

“Burn, baby burn!”—

A line that’s applicable to this movie, generally, AND it’s very hot French director! Evil Dead Burn is the latest entry in the long-running, nasty-as-hell franchise that, thankfully, refuses to die…and it’s really solid! Press play to hear our full thoughts!

The time has come to begrudgingly discuss Brad Pitt’s hands.

This week, we’re talking 1989’s Cutting Class—a film that also showcases conveniently-placed water coolers, power tool showdowns, and terrible hunting trips. What does it look like to REALLY want a hot dog?

Daddy’s home!

This week, we’re covering a Stuart favorite: The Stepfather (1987)! An excellent showcase for Terry O’Quinn butt, Terry O’Quinn hairline, and Terry O’Quinn d*ckmatization powers, this domestic chiller is also a surprise Thanksgiving movie and a unique marketing stunt for travel publications. Click play to hear our praise/musings!

Don’t Think Too Hard About It: The Movie!

This PG-rated slasher may share a lot of DNA with other horror flicks that came before it (and that have since followed), but what makes Tourist Trap special, among other things, are its Bond girl (Tanya Roberts) and its refusal to explain a key component of its plot: telekinesis.Press play for our full breakdown (and a musical number from Stuart)!

The hills have eyes…and thighs?

This week, we’re chatting Wes Craven’s primal second feature which was inspired by a Scottish legend and also has deep shades of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Did The Hills Have Eyes walk so Beauty and the Beast could run? Should Jesse sub out for Jessica Stroup? Can dogs be Final Girls? Press play to hear us cover these questions and more!