This week the girls recount their trip up north where Abbey was fighting demons in her head and Paige was no where to be found. Abbey expresses her love for older people and turning a one-man band into her very own personal karaoke. Paige plays hooky and practices speaking coherently for once in her life.

Love ya'll to death,

xoxo Paige & Abbey

This week the girls celebrate their 20th episode with new chairs and frat boy style banner. They express their love for their dear friend Connor on DWTS and delve into AI schools. Abbey is once again too nice to the degenerates on FB marketplace and Paige keeps getting scammed up the a$$ after losing her job.

Love ya'll to death,

xoxo Paige & Abbey

This week the girls engage in some ASMR pork rind style and discuss facebook marketplace rendezvous, DWTS being rigged, and the after effects of consuming 12lbs of pizza late at night. Abbey is doing well for once thanks to her antipsychotic and Paige not so much... also shout out to our #1 fan skibitytoilet6767 <3

love ya'll to death,

xoxo Paige & Abbey

On this week's episode, Paige clarifies that she is NOT a plumber and recounts her 17 seconds of BMX-style fame. Abbey continues to face rock bottom and has started an anti-psychotic. Despite the adversity they faced due to sh*tty technology and Dave Portnoy's lack of support, the girls overcome yet another hardship and continue to persist. Dave, if you're reading this, we need you more than ever.

Love y'all to DEATH,

Abbey & Paige

This week the girls share their extremely disappointing trip to NYC due to the nor'easter that never actually happened. Abbey gets heated about house renovations again and opens up about her antipsychotic. Paige shares about her delusional spending habits and crushing Abbey's spirit once again.Love ya'll to death,Xoxo Paige & Abbey

This week the girls discuss SLOMW drama, an update on the intruders, and how rain is ruining their NYC parade. Abbey gets heated about ‘house renovations’ and shares about running into her ex future husband at The Costco. Paige expresses gratitude over becoming a woman and her disgust of grown men with blonde hair.

Love ya’ll to DEATH,

Xoxo Paige & Abbey

In this week’s episode, the girls almost get abducted mid-pod and discuss some very controversial topics ranging from incest to the Lindsay Clancy trial. Abbey shares about her prom date and crying in front of her manager. Paige reports having 1000 gnats in her bathroom and steals Abbey’s thunder.

Love ya’ll to death,

Xoxo Paige & Abbey

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This week the girls are hungover and having explosive diarrhea. They discuss how kids these days don't know how to have fun and share an interaction with a hater. Abbey shows us her diseased fingers and a ~spicy~ text background. Paige displays self-control over hot cheetos.

love ya'll to death,

xoxo Paige & Abbey