This week the girls take out all of the bombs Abbey stored in her purse which are all shockingly related to Divorcee #2. Abbey acknowledges that her heart is just too big she can only give space for so long. Paige explores the connection between a lack of artificial hormones and feeling crazy style.

Love ya'll to death

xoxo Paige & Abbey

This week the girls talk facial reconstruction, get curious about drugs, and share their horrifying experience at the Tosa public pool. Abbey gets squirrely with tequila and shares about her date with a bro. Paige reveals her plans for a 'bixie' and is still sober which boring style so please don't hold it against her it's not her character.

Love ya'll to death,

xoxo Paige & Abbey

this week the girls talk over each other and cannot get the d*cks out of their mouths to speak coherently. If you speak fluent marble mouth, you’ll hear Abbey open up about her mental health struggles and being only a little nutso with divorcee #2. On the opposite end of the crazy stick, Paige is doing well for once and gave herself a little treat if you can even believe it.

Xoxo Paige & Abbey

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This week the girls show off their medical degrees. Paige takes up too much space talking about her all of her issues and Abbey asks for advice on a dating dilemma that she already knows the answer to.

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xoxo Paige & Abbey

This week the girls discuss MANY controversial subjects, kiss each others asses, and offer Mr. David Portnoy a deal he cannot refuse. Abbey opens about her very serious medical condition and Paige let everyone down by not letting her personality shine through.

Love ya'll to death

Xoxo,

Paige & Abbey

On this week’s episode, the girls encourage you to say no to drugs (specifically Buspar). Abbey tells the tail of her recent breakup and Paige discusses her struggle with Tinnitus. They engage in a very serious, inquisitive debate on the proper way to wipe your a$$. For those of you who do it crazy style, send a demo to andwevealwayssaidthatpod@gmail.com.

Love y’all to death

xoxo

Paige & Abbey

This week the girls share about some firsts: running a 5k, getting hate comments, and going to the dump. Abbey urgently needs a pair of hippo lungs and is being haunted by the adulterous Mr. Melon. Paige encounters a Karen in the wild and ignores a call for help.

Love ya'll to death,

xoxo Paige & Abbey

This week the girls get into a heated argument about the difference between dairy-free vs. lactose-free. Abbey shares about her harrowing experience going to Puke City and having an entire fireworks show dedicated to her. Paige opens up about her explosive diarrhea and protein maxing her 5k with hotdogs.

Love ya'll to death,

xoxo Paige & Abbey