This week’s episode is all about unexpected visitors. When Mary the neighbor girl stops by to visit, it isn’t just her presence that’s a surprise. It’s the guest she’s carrying in her womb that has the girls in shock. Another scary visitor is Blanche’s pen pal, Merrill, who has been released from prison early and will do whatever it takes to meet Blanche. So come along as we talk teen pregnancy stats, Dan Quayle, and the worst Godzilla, in Mary Has A Little Lamb.

Happy Ho Ho Holidays, it’s two weeks after Christmas! After the girls exchange gifts with one another, they all decide to help Rose and her church serve meals to the hungry. They’re shocked to see children come in for a warm meal, and even more shocked when Stan-ta Claus joins them. So bring along your jingle bells, football phones, Matt McCoys, and lark recipes as you Have Yourself A Very Little Christmas.

When Blanche gets a call from Big Daddy, she is, per usual, more concerned with her goings-on than what her father needs. A choice she lives to regret when Big Daddy passes away the next day. This sends Blanche into an ebb tide and onto a plane to Georgia, with Dorothy by her side. As she deals with that, Rose is dealing with Sophia- who has become a boarding room manager, bartender, and party host. There is a lot on everyone’s Citrus Ball Queen plates, so let’s get to it with today’s episode, Ebb Tide.