Daniel and I are talking about idioms when I receive a text from my son's teacher which is awful but also hilarious and probably my fault. Also I witnessed a woman named Cookie at the doctor's office and now I want to bring her energy into my life. Daniel's batteries are running out but he has a new career venture and we're trying to not go to the Renaissance Faire.

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Brooke Dillman and first-timer Brian Gattas join Tony, Daniel and me to talk about the dazzle of zebras Brooke saw, Brooke's amazing performance as friend-of-the-show Jeff Drake, how Gattas knows everyone, Tony's harrowing Coachella weekend, S'Mores, bunk bed dangers, The Olympics, a fish update and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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The show is off to a rocky start when a memory lapse threatens the usual beginning! Thankfully things right themselves in time to recount Elliot's run in with law enforcement, the most embarrassing thing I ever said or at least one of them, the opposite of aromatherapy, suture chat and more!

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