We're After Hours again, where the mysterious 'Night Caller' is disturbing the sleep of people who didn't even know he was listening. Who is he? Is he really from 'Radio Midnight', the talk station that calls you? Meanwhile, Dagenham's top citizen journalist investigates strange goings-on at the local supermarket which could lead to the sound of Voodoo drums being heard all across England. The-Man-in-the-Pub declares war on street performers after an unfortunate encounter with a 'living statue', while 'Camera Obscura' is back, discussing an obscure bondage-themed beach movie. The WNKR late movie is previewed before we find out whether 'Immigrants Ate My Granny!' as political candidate claims widespread cannibalism amongst illegal immigrants.

Once again we go After Hours to find out why streaming TV customers are finding their ordinary lives turned into TV dramas. There's drama in the meth lab for Dr Smith, Will and the Robot in this week's episode of 'Lost and Spaced' as an experiment gets out of hand, while The-Man-in-the-Pub wades into the 'Paul is Dead' debate and uncovers a bizarre tale of amnesia, stolen identities and market stalls. Psychic FM's agony uncle looks into a case of 'Naked Possession' and we get a preview of WNKR's new classic comedy. Finally, the 'Battering of Britain' is spotlighted in an investigation of a violent new trend sweeping the country: fish battery. Do fresh fish sales need to be restricted as gangs armed with fish bring terror to Britain's streets?

As ever, only the voices and some of the music are AI generated. Otherwise. After Hours is written, edited and produced by a human being - me.

Back in the world of After Hours, can Dan guess who the real celebrity sinner is in 'It's a Sin!'? We get a preview of the new, non-woke, 'Doctor Who', while The-Man-in-the-Pub ponders the existence of an entirely unknown (to the public) regeneration of The Doctor. 'Consumer Eye', meanwhile, investigates a dodgy 'On the Day' hearse hire app, with explosive consequences, while the 'Downey Bit Spaceman', who terrorised the female inhabitants of a small village, is exposed, before we go behind the scenes at a tabloid newspaper.