Welcome to Actually Trying. Same podcast, new name, new format.

This week: have a lot of women got undiagnosed ADHD, or are we all just weird? I'm seeing a psychiatrist in two days. Old Ma thinks we should go back to the five original lunacies. She held that position for about ten minutes, until she found out there might be some legal speed in it for her.

We cover:

• Why ADHD in girls gets missed entirely
• Object permanence and forgetting your friends exist
• Whether it's real or just Big Pharma cataloguing sweaty palms
• Getting diagnosed as an adult: private assessment, five-year NHS waits, and what £200 online actually buys you

Ask Guru & Granny: a secondary school teacher of 22 years wants to jack it in and become a florist. Is 48 too old to start again? We get into midlife career changes, side hustles, and why women over 50 are the fastest-growing group of entrepreneurs globally.

Next time: I report back on whether I actually got diagnosed.

Timestamps

0:00 New name, new format

3:20 Have we all got undiagnosed ADHD?

3:50 The five original lunacies

10:30 ADHD in boys vs girls

12:00 Object permanence

13:50 Eight signs of ADHD in women

18:40 My missed diagnosis at school

27:50 Ask Guru & Granny: teacher wants to be a florist

39:20 Women over 50 and starting a business

49:30 The £200 private diagnosis

ADHD in women, inattentive ADHD, ADHD symptoms in girls vs boys, object permanence, emotional dysregulation, private ADHD assessment, NHS waiting lists. I wrote that list for SEO, in case you didn't realise and just thought it was a random outburst.

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A field report (and Guru & Granny) featuring Japanese walking, Hot Girl Walks, movement after meals, and using the Steppin app to earn screen time through steps.

Click here to try the Steppin App - https://www.steppin.net/

Timestamps

0:00 Intro — reporting back on the walking experiment

1:00 Step In app review & my tragic step count

2:30 Why earning screen time through steps actually worked

4:10 The psychological cost of doomscrolling

4:45 Hostage-situation brand deals & choosing a secret code word

6:20 Japanese walking results

7:50 Why I abandoned the Japanese walking halfway through

9:00 Looking unhinged in front of villagers

10:00 Hot Girl Walks & mindset walking

10:45 My recurring imaginary hostage scenario

11:30 The gold eyeshadow plane defence plan

15:00 Krav Maga, Buffy & survival fantasies

16:30 Did Hot Girl Walks actually help?

17:15 Movement after meals

18:15 Finds & fails of the week

19:00 Hay fever, wasps & wanting to flee England

20:30 Guru & Granny: should you force a grown man to eat vegetables?

24:00 “You are not responsible for his asshole”

26:00 Tiny chopped vegetables vs letting nature take its course

27:00 Would Old Ma want another child in the family?

28:00 Final thoughts & term-time podcast plans

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This week I’m testing whether walking really is the closest thing we have to a magic pill - and whether I can get my steps up without becoming the sort of person pacing the kitchen at 10pm to hit 10,000.

I’m trying:

• Japanese interval walking

• hot girl walks

• walking/moving after meals

• using SteppIn app to earn screen time through steps

• taking antihistamines so pollen can stop ruining my life

Also: why 10,000 steps may be a marketing myth, why walking helps mood, and whether we’ve lost the plot with step counts.

Click here to try the Steppin App - https://www.steppin.net/

0:00 Intro — this week’s walking experiment

0:45 Step In: earning screen time with steps

3:20 Why my step count has collapsed

5:00 Is walking a magic pill?

7:30 My current tragic step count

8:45 The 10,000 steps myth

10:00 Japanese walking explained

12:30 Hot girl walks

15:30 Walking after meals

18:00 My actual plan for the week

20:00 Hay fever, antihistamines and walking barriers

22:30 Have We Lost the Plot? Step counts vs human history

25:00 This week’s homework

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This week I tested three viral morning routines from an American wellness girl, a British productivity girl, and an aggressively glowing Australian woman.

The result:

• I gagged on expired coconut oil

• got laughed at by my children while doing Chinese lymphatic movements

• briefly became the kind of woman who makes her bed

• and accidentally discovered a morning habit that might genuinely improve my life.

Also:

• why affirmations made me feel like I was gaslighting myself

• the surprising psychological effect of making the bed

• whether electrolytes are worth the hype

• why “high-fiving yourself in the mirror” feels deeply threatening as an English person

• and the moment I almost accidentally quit the podcast altogether.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 — The field report begins

01:00 — Why the podcast vanished for 3 weeks

03:00 — Burnout, school holidays & trying to keep this running

06:00 — Coconut oil pulling: immediate failure

08:00 — Electrolytes: annoyingly effective

08:45 — Rebounding on a Peppa Pig trampoline

11:00 — Chinese lymphatic dance humiliation

12:15 — The Mel Robbins 5-4-3-2-1 rule

13:15 — Replacing doomscrolling with reading

15:00 — Ice rolling & why children ruin wellness routines

15:30 — High-fiving myself in the mirror

17:00 — What I’m actually keeping from the experiment

18:00 — Easter eggs, burnout & bizarre internet discoveries

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Morning routines, productivity, wellness habits, dopamine, sunlight, gratitude, affirmations — do viral morning routines actually work?

This week I tested 3 viral morning routines from an English woman, an American woman, and an Australian woman to see whether any of them could make me feel more energised, productive, and less like I’m running on fumes.

The problem?

I’m doing this with:

• a toddler who wakes up at 4:30am
• broken sleep
• a massive family bed
• and a deep resistance to bouncing on a Peppa Pig trampoline with coconut oil in my mouth

So this is a very scientific experiment.

• my current chaos-morning routine
• Mel Robbins-style 5-4-3-2-1 habits
• oil pulling, electrolytes and gratitude
• Chinese lymphatic movements
• making the bed like a functional adult
• whether morning routines are modern madness… or actually quite anthropological

0:00 Intro – today’s experiment

1:00 My current morning reality

7:00 The American morning routine

10:30 The British morning routine

17:30 The Australian “hot girl” morning routine

25:00 Have We Lost the Plot? Morning routines through an anthropology lens

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I’ll report back on which bits of these morning routines actually survived contact with real life.

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Luteal phase, PMS, hormone hacks, mood swings — do internet remedies actually work?

This week’s field report: I tested some of the internet’s favourite luteal phase advice.

That meant eating a suspicious number of carrots and sweet potatoes, attempting to “rebalance” my hormones, and keeping a list of everything that annoyed me during PMS week.

Some of the advice helped.

Some of it involved heavily salted vegetables and blind optimism.

Here’s the honest verdict.

0:00 Field report: testing internet luteal phase advice

1:00 My accidental vegetable discovery

2:00 The luteal phase irritation list

3:00 The real household tension revealed

5:00 Honest thoughts about the podcast and time pressure

7:00 A possible PMS supplement experiment

8:30 Ongoing trials: hormone hacks & brain headset

9:00 Next week: morning routines

• luteal phase awareness
• PMS mood tracking
• sweet potatoes & carrots for hormones
• magnesium & sleep support

Next week I’ll test morning routines — the topic you actually voted for.

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This week dives into the luteal phase (PMS) - what’s actually happening hormonally, why your mood drops, and how to cope without doing a crime.

We cover:

• what the luteal phase actually is
• why you feel more sensitive, irritable, and withdrawn
• whether it’s hormones… or your life being out of alignment
• practical ways to support your mood (from Instagram, obviously)
• and a slightly chaotic Guru & Granny segment involving vegans and king prawns

00:00 Intro – why we’re ignoring the poll and talking PMS

05:30 What the menstrual cycle actually does to your brain

10:30 Why the luteal phase feels like low power mode

12:30 Have We Lost the Plot? (evolutionary take)

14:00 “You’re not moody, your life is out of alignment”

16:00 Luteal phase survival tips (food, magnesium, sleep)

19:00 Guru & Granny: vegan boyfriend chaos

Got a dilemma?

Relationships, family chaos, existential crises…

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Follow the podcast, leave a review, or send this to someone who:

• becomes a different person before their period
• has ever thought “why is everything suddenly awful?”
• or needs a luteal phase survival plan

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This week I tested 4 anxiety techniques…

two from a Harvard-trained life coach and two from Old Ma.

The methods:

• orgasm (did not happen)

• contemplating death (surprisingly helpful)

• building a “sanity quilt” (tiny habits that actually regulate you)

• visualising your perfect day (emotionally risky)

Some worked. Some absolutely did not.

Main takeaway:

👉 You don’t fix anxiety with one big breakthrough

👉 You fix it with small daily things that make life slightly more bearable

Also:

• no one is thinking about you as much as you think

• you will be forgotten (freeing, not depressing)

• and stroking your dog is genuinely medicinal

If you feel constantly slightly on edge, overwhelmed, or like your brain is doing too much…

this episode is for you.

• realistic anxiety coping strategies

• small daily habits that actually help

• a brutally honest test of popular techniques

• a reminder that your life doesn’t need to be perfect to be good

00:00 Testing 4 anxiety techniques

01:00 Why orgasm didn’t make the list

02:00 Thinking about death (and why it helps)

04:30 The “life in weeks” reality check

05:00 The sanity quilt (best one)

08:00 Tiny habits that improve your day

10:00 The perfect day exercise (spiral warning)

11:30 Final thoughts + what actually worked

@rosehoneymorgan

@field.notes.pod

Weekly experiments in:

• anxiety

• self-improvement (without the cringe)

• modern life

• and trying to function like a normal person

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