Good evening, mutants and mutetes, and welcome to Artcore Porn, the podcast where post-nuke cuties do it nightly for guys and gals who want to go all the way, but just don't have the equipment. You don't have to be ashamed. There is nothing wrong with just watching. . . . And us, we are your humble hosts for the night, Jonas and Tahj. And tonight folks, we are going to take it all back before your very eyes. Artcore Porn is going to take you back to the old days. . . . So watch, remember, concentrate. Who can say, our humble spectacle might just be able to make you almost feel.

jonas does what he will. tahj has their fill. give us your trust, climb on this bus, don't hesitate, let's make a date. this episode is about SexWorld

jonas and tahj explore the world of Alpha Blue, a futuristic sci fi resort where people fuck way too much. tahj performs a theological reading of the film. jonas attempts to probe director gerard damiano's sexual neuroses.

jonas and tahj have until midnight to get you to listen to this podcast. we're screening this film in chicago on august 11th. follow us on instagram @artcorepod

jonas and tahj take turns looking through peepholes in doors they found in their mind and telling you about the ideas they find within. follow us on instagram @artcorepod

jonas and tahj have a very intellectual discussion about the greatest film ever to be found in the back of a memphis porn theater. follow us on instagram @artcorepod