This episode was recorded a week ago on National Brother Day (although this is never mentioned in the episode). We uploaded it extra late due to circumstances beyond our control. Please enjoy responsibly, ideally with your brother.

Topics discussed:

• It is too hot.
• You missed bro day (this is different to National Brother Day).
• Fascismwatch 2026.
• Sandwich chat.
• Linden wants pancakes and crumpets.
• There are diamonds in Uranus.
• Caraden remakes the world in his image.
• Linden is (still) depressed,
• Spaghetto facts.
• This podcast is an oubiette.
• Caraden's ASMR triggers.

This week's cancelled celebrity deathmatch is Claire Dave VS Sarah Silverman.

Linden's movie recommendation this week is the film Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999)

Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000).

Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.

We are back again after another extended absence and only one of us is still ill. This may not be a funny one, but it is at least authentic.

Topics discussed:

• Linden's favourite Frankenstein.
• More space facts.
• Crayfish or slow worm?
• Caraden has read part of a book.
• If other animals grew like frogs (or Pokemon).
• Caraden finds a warhorn.
• Are sandwiches the most important invention? (Ask Tal Lavin)
• Savoury breakfast cereals.
• Pants pissing contest.
• Which of our friends would go to Mordor with us?

Linden's movie recommendation this week is the film The Virgin Suicides (1999)

Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000).

Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.

The brothers are sick, but not in a good way. Perhaps that's because this is the thirteenth episode, the spookiest and unluckiest of numbers.

Topics discussed:

• Caraden needs to read more.
• Linden gives a fun fact.
• Caraden pitches a new Friday the 13th movie.
• Do ghosts poo?
• Caraden explains straight people horniness.
• Spookiest nightmares.
• Where would you hide a mouse?
• Caraden tries to monopolise being ill.
• The most unlucky thing to happen to Caraden (isn't actually that unlucky).

Linden's movie recommendation this week is the film Wendell & Wild (2022)

Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000).

Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.