In this conversation, Amir and Kristian discuss FOOTBALL BEING BACK!!! Predictions, previews, and a new game they are introducing called the Name Draft Game. They also decide to track the careers of Ameers and Kristians for the upcoming season. They also discuss injury predictions, family planning among players, coaching changes, MVP contenders, and the potential for profanity-laden press conferences. The duo also explores fan reactions, stadium flyovers, and ask who will be the first team to send plays in for the league review. The episode concludes with a light-hearted award for the commenter of the week (first ever COW).(00:00) Intro(04:14) Kristian's Vikings vs Packers(09:17) Amir's Cowboys at Giants(14:47) 49ers at Rams(17:17) Name Draft Game(27:17) Team with fewest ACLs(29:42) Most babies born(32:15) 2nd coach fired(33:26) 2nd MVP(34:26) Most Starting QBs(35:53) First vulgar coach(37:58) First petition(40:18) First team to send plays to league office(41:58) First ever COW

In this episode, Amir and Kristian dive into the latest happenings in college football, especially big 10 and Michigan. They also discuss Sam Leavitt’s preparation routines, shortening game times to improve outcomes, if college kickers are good, their first playoff ranking, and more. Then they do their cleanup from the previous episode, including answering the question: Was Arthur Ash a real person? And Kalani Sitake is not Hawaiian. Then they play the game of who would’ve benefited from shorter time, inspired by ASU vs Morgan St. game cutting 4th quarter to 10 min. They then deliver the fake ad, before playing the game “how long has it been”, quizzing each other on various sporting things that might surprise you based on how long they’ve been happening. They wrap up the show by reaching titles of their promo shorts.

(00:00) Michigan and horny officials

(08:10) Kristian hates Lane Kiffin

(11:30) Sam Leavitt's readiness routine

(16:27) Kickers are good

(18:35) Nebraska #1 seed in Playoffs

(23:55) Cleanup

(28:15) Cutting Time Short

(36:40) Fake ad and Show Announcements

(39:43) Matt Rhule Fathead

(41:10) How long has it been?

(60:16) Promo shorts titles

(63:30) Ratings and goodbye

In this episode, Amir and Kristian discuss the success of their first podcast episode, the latest sports news including the Clippers' punishment and Kawhi Leonard's fine, the decision to start Kirk Cousins over a rookie quarterback, Novak Djokovic's surprising first-round loss at the US Open, and they also address corrections from their previous episode. The conversation is filled with humor, insights, and a light-hearted take on serious sports topics. Then the hosts discuss various aspects of college football, insights into the Big 12, Big Ten, SEC, and ACC conferences, and predictions for the upcoming season. They share humorous anecdotes and personal opinions while analyzing team performances and coaching strategies. The conversation transitions into a fun draft segment where they select teams for the college football playoffs, showcasing their competitive banter and humorous insights. They conclude with fan engagement, highlighting a 'Fan of the Week' segment and reflecting on their podcasting journey.

In the debut episode of the 99% Sports podcast, hosts Amir and Kristian introduce themselves and their unique approach to sports commentary. They discuss their backgrounds, the challenges of podcasting, and their shared experiences as fans of struggling sports teams. The conversation touches on Nebraska football, the Minnesota Vikings, and the Dallas Cowboys, highlighting the emotional rollercoaster of being a sports fan. They also address the current state of the NFL and share their thoughts on various players and teams, all while maintaining a humorous and light-hearted tone. In this episode, the hosts discuss various themes surrounding sports, including the emotional impact of championship droughts, notable player cuts, and the complexities of the commissioner's exempt list. They share a shocking story of a scammer who defrauded women by pretending to be an NFL player, and reflect on their saddest sports memories. The conversation wraps up with thoughts on the future of their podcast and a call for listener engagement.