Two women tried to get a dead 91-year-old man onto an international flight in a wheelchair to avoid the cost of transporting his body. That's just one of the strange cases on Episode 39: Misty shares the story of a Miami woman who threw a bucket of her own feces at a neighbor after accusing her of sleeping with her husband, while Stephanie brings a wedding-party rule sheet demanding $5,000 from each member—and banning food, alcohol, dancing, and visible tattoos. Trevor adds a thief who showed up at court in a stolen car full of stolen computers and puppies, plus his family's tale of mothers entering baking contests under their kids' names.

Host introductions and bacon rating system (00:01:38)

The hosts explain their roles and describe how they rate stories, from one bacon strip to a BLT.

Trevor's 4-H baking contest story (00:04:04)

Trevor's grandmother entered competitions under his father's name, competing against other mothers; Stephanie recalls her father doing her school project.

Stolen Guinness and Pabst Blue Ribbon (00:12:02)

Misty reports that thieves stole 70,000 pints of Guinness in England, following a separate theft of Pabst Blue Ribbon in the U.S.

Leftover spaghetti in pasta sauce (00:18:36)

A Reddit poster asks whether he was wrong to refuse spaghetti after learning his wife thickened the sauce with six-day-old leftovers.

Man arrives at court in a stolen car with puppies (00:25:04)

Trevor recounts a man appearing at his sentencing in a stolen vehicle carrying stolen computers and puppies.

Woman throws a bucket of feces at her neighbor (00:34:53)

Misty shares a Florida news story about a woman who threw human waste at a neighbor after accusing her of sleeping with her husband.

Bridal-party rules and a $5,000 contribution (00:45:28)

Stephanie reads a wedding party's strict rules, including a $5,000 payment, no eating, no dancing, and restrictions on guests and appearance.

Women try to fly with a deceased relative (00:53:46)

Trevor tells how two women allegedly put a deceased 91-year-old in a wheelchair to avoid the cost of transporting his body.

Episode wrap-up and social-media plugs (01:01:28)

The hosts close the episode, share where to find their content, and remind listeners to keep it weird.