Welcome to All the Things Weekend Update — where fake news meets real laughter!

Kris, Dave, and the crew dive headfirst into the spooky season madness:
Bigfoot is spotted raiding a pumpkin patch (again).
Teenage pregnancy spikes as “sexy minions” take over Halloween.
Joel Embiid’s back is breaking faster than Philly’s playoff hopes.
Husbands are terrified, wives are unhinged, and spirit Halloween’s rent just renewed at the old Kmart.
Oh — and someone resurrected Suzanne Somers with AI… because of course they did.

From Philly sports to feral catwomen, this episode’s got more tricks, treats, and trauma than a Spirit Halloween clearance rack.

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In this episode, the crew gets real about disagreement, free speech, and how to argue like grown-ups without losing your mind (or your friends). Jay opens with a “pants are optional” manifesto, Kris keeps it honest, and special guest Dave Bagosy brings that old-school Winslow Township tough-skin energy. We talk Red October vibes in Philly, the lost art of “agree to disagree,” accountability at work and at home, and why feelings aren’t facts—even when they’re loud.We also unpack the media storm around Charlie Kirk—faith vs. politics, why college conversations matter, and what happens when debate turns into performative outrage. Plus: parenting without coddling, HR reality checks, and the danger of mistaking Google for wisdom.If you’re tired of rage-bait and ready for civil, no-BS conversation with laughs, this one’s for you.#AgreeToDisagree #FreeSpeech #PhillySports #GenXVsGenZ #podcast 👍 If you dig real talk with humor, hit Subscribe, drop a comment, and share with a friend who loves debate more than drama.

Welcome to the 5th Edition of All the Things Weekend Update — your weekly dose of truth, comedy, and chaos. 🇺🇸

This week, the crew dives into:
🧭 Columbus Day Madness — The guy who aimed for India, landed in the Caribbean, and still got a holiday.
☄️ Comet 3i Atlas — The Kardashian of space rocks: fast, toxic, and full of drama.
🔪 Ed Gein’s Home Decor — Because nothing says DIY like nipple belts and skull bowls.
🔥 Trump’s “Trumpfire” Ceasefire — The art of the deal meets the art of confusion.

From history fails to interstellar shade, it’s the comedy news show where the GPS is broken, the punchlines are sharp, and the barbecues are always historically inaccurate.

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Guest: Craig Buffington — Executive Director of Fort Mifflin, lifelong Atco resident, Scout leader, and paranormal investigator.

We dive into Fort Mifflin’s Revolutionary War history, why it’s called “the fort that saved America,” and Craig’s firsthand paranormal experiences: EVPs, full-body apparitions, and the ultra-creepy Atco library. We get into equipment basics (EMF, recorders), what TV ghost shows fake, and myths around Annabelle, the Warrens, Mothman, Bigfoot, and the Jersey Devil.

Fort Mifflin Spooky Season (October 2025):

• Open Investigation — Oct 4

• Sleep with the Ghost Overnight — Oct 25 (7pm–6am)

• Candlelight Tours — Oct 10, 11, 17, 18, 23, 24

If you’re in Philly/South Jersey and love haunted history, this one’s for you. Drop your own ghost story in the comments—best one gets a shout-out next episode.

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Welcome back to All the Things Weekend Update – 4th Edition! 🎙️ Kris and Jay break down the week’s biggest stories with sharp satire and Philly-style humor. From Jimmy Kimmel’s “triumphant” late-night return (with Mickey Mouse packing heat) to Typhoon Ragusa turning hotel lobbies into water parks, to Rick Moranis dusting off the Dark Helmet for Spaceballs 2, we’ve got you covered. Plus, a Pentagon meeting about “restoring the warrior ethos” that feels more like a bad OnlyFans livestream than a strategy session.🔥 Don’t miss this mix of news, comedy, and chaos.📢 FOLLOW USFacebook | Instagram | TikTok | YouTubeDon’t forget to subscribe + hit that like button #JimmyKimmel #LateNightComedy #Disney #MickeyMouse #AR15 #Trump #Fallon #WeekendUpdate #ComedyPodcast #Satire #TyphoonRagusa #HongKong #Taiwan #Pentagon #WarriorEthos #MilitaryHumor #RickMoranis #Spaceballs2 #DarkHelmet #AllTheThingsPodcas

Philadelphia is more than a sports town—it’s a way of life. In Ep. 13 of All the Things, Kris and Producer Lori break down what makes Philly sports fans unlike any other. From the family-friendly vibe at Phillies games to the wild, rowdy atmosphere at Eagles games, we explore the unwritten rules of fan etiquette in Philadelphia.

Whether it’s catching a home run ball (spoiler: it goes to the kid!), surviving the intensity of an Eagles tailgate, or understanding why Philly fans are so fiercely loyal, this episode dives into the unique sports culture that defines the city.

We’ll cover:

• The passion and loyalty of Philadelphia sports fans

• Why visiting fans need to respect Philly’s sports etiquette

• Family-friendly vs. rowdy game environments

• How Philly teams support each other and their community

• The unshakable bond between fans and their city

From Citizens Bank Park to Lincoln Financial Field, being a Philly fan is a lifestyle.

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The third edition of 3 Friends & All the Things Weekend Update is here! This week we roast the MTV VMAs (yes, Machine Gun Kelly actually showed up), spotlight Josh Allen’s charity hat auction, preview Medford’s Oktoberfest (boobs, bratwurst, and wine moms, oh my), unpack Putin’s immortality obsession, and wrap with a tooth-in-eye surgery that sounds more like a Batman villain origin story. Savage takes, sarcastic humor, and Philly flavor. Drop your HOTTEST take in the comments!#WeekendUpdate #PodcastComedy #3FriendsAndAllTheThings #FunnyPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MTVVMAs #TaylorSwift #MachineGunKelly #JonasBrothers #JoshAllen #BuffaloBills #MedfordOktoberfest #Oktoberfest2025 #PhillyPodcast #Putin #XiJinping #KimJongUn #Immortality #WeirdNews #ToothInEyeSurgery #GoBirds #GoPhillies FOLLOW USFacebook | Instagram | TikTok | YouTubeDon’t forget to subscribe + hit that like button.

Ads, Cracker Barrel, Hershey park Scare, Snoop &Parenting, Menendez | 3 Friends Comedy, opinions, and no fluff. In thisrapid-fire episode we hit the week’s mess: the Sydney Sweeney ad drama, CrackerBarrel’s logo pivot, a Hershey park scare, Snoop’s “when do you tell kids?”moment, gun control after a church shooting, DC/Chicago crime, and the Menendezparole debate. Disagree? Bring it.

Disclaimer: This is comedy and commentary. If you came forhard news, that’s not this. Proceed with low expectations and an open mind.

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