We have returned for another eppy POSTHASTE (remember that for the vocab quiz)! Today, we return to the Eugene and Katrina storyline but pay way more attention to Connie's decision whether to force evangelical Christianity practice on her classmates during a public, taxpayer-funded ceremony. It's a real Sophie's choice. Also, Eugene and Katrina make out a lot, Tom and Whit might be fighting, and the Ms./Mrs. Hartl scandal might just rend the Odyssey community in twain.

LIKE LAZARUS FROM THE GRAVE OR JESUS (WHO TOTALLY STOLE LAZARUS' IDEA) 2 WHITS 1 CUP IS BACK. And guess what? It's Pride Month (shut up), meaning it's time for the third annual 2 Whits 1 Cup PRIDE MONTH EXTRAVAGANZA. We discuss the unequivocal gay romance between Butch and Sam in an eppy that follows several romance tropes all at once. Marshall Younger really gave us a gift with this one, and we just want to thank him for writing this beautiful, heartrending gay romance (THERE IS LITERALLY NO OTHER WAY TO INTERPRET THIS EPPY).

TRIGGER WARNING FOR GAYS: This is a sports-related episode. Gay listener discretion advised. The gang is back to relive our sports accomplishments like some of the worst people you went to high school with are doing right now at a mostly empty bar. But that's because we're discussing the highest echelons of competition in our society: recreational chess and middle school volleyball. Join us as we ask that one crucial question: What is parcheesi?

OK so in this week’s episode, Armitage Shanks tells Eugene “if you like it then you should have put a ring on it” (this eppy came out before that song) because Eugene hasn’t bought Katrina an engagement ring. So that’s about it. Um. So yeah that’s what we talked about. And I promise we’re funny.

Have you gotten your vaccine for Whit Derangement Syndrome? You might want to make sure you're up to date on your boosters before you listen to this eppy because WOOF. Phil Lollar really let his freak (negative) flag fly with this one, because it's all about how women (Phil would say "girls") are silly and don't really understand things so just trust men (Phil would say "men"). Parsnip gets REALLY mad about it for some reason (don't you think she should smile more?).

Thank you for tuning in to 2 Whits 1 Cup's exclusive coverage of ELECTION NIGHT IN ODYSSEY. It's too early to make a call in the race for mayor between Margaret Faye and Bart Rathbone, but either way, John Avery Whittaker is going to be PISSED about it. But not more pissed than he is about Connie, his daughter in all but biology and legality, hanging out with his ex! In addition to some important discussions about how to tell if your pasta is done, we start to wonder if the Adventures in Odyssey writers are a SMIDGE misogynistic???????

We're taking a quick break from Adventures in Odyssey, but that doesn't mean we're getting away from all those terrible church kid memories! Test your knowledge about biblical references to semen and testes, people God has murdered, and so much more! Why does this sound like it was written by a marketing AI and not with my typical derangement? I don't know! But I'm already so bored of typing this so I'm not going back to edit for tone!

HAPPY NUDE YEAR SKANKS! There's a wedding in this eppy!!!!!! And no one cares. Normally, it's just us with the bad attitudes, but this week, Odyssey's best Christians are joining our poopooing. Also, George Barclay is in town for a "pastor's convention" (yeah ok George, we'll believe you once you're done getting fellated), and boy howdy does he TOTALLY cockblock Jason and Connie. Whit sucks. Tom is a mastermind. CIRCUMCISE YOUR HEARTS. Can I be done now?