Confrontation, avoid, AVOID! Lest you leave your waiter annoyed. Oooh, excuse, me pardon me, do you think it's possible you misheard? A steak covered in hair can't be what I ordered. Thou art right, I shall just eat it any way.

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Alas! the Improvised Works of William Shakespeare is a Hell Yeah production.

Music and sound effects from Uppbeat (license on file) and Pixabay (no attribution required).

Music and sound effects from Uppbeat (license on file) and Pixabay (no attribution required).

'Toccata' from L'Orfeo by Claudio Monteverdi, performed by The United States Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps — freemusicarchive.org — Public Domain Mark 1.0
'Achaidh Cheide' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — incompetech.com — CC BY 4.0
'Orchestral Miniatures #18 Religious Medieval' by Joseph R. Lilore (modified) — freemusicarchive.org — CC BY 4.0
'LaFaena – Is a Beautiful Day in the Medieval City' by LaFaena (modified) — freemusicarchive.org — CC BY 4.0
'Bach – Book I: Prelude and Fugue No. 8 in E Flat Minor, BWV 853, Prelude' by Carlos Gardels — freemusicarchive.org — Public Domain
'Becerra-Schmidt – Cuarto Cuarteto Para Cuerdas: I. Allegro' by Philadelphia String Quartet (modified) — freemusicarchive.org — CC BY-SA 2.0
'Beethoven – Sonata No. 32 in C Minor, Op. 111 – I. Maestoso – Allegro con brio ed appassionato' by Daniel Veesey — freemusicarchive.org — Public Domain
'Mussorgsky – Pictures at an Exhibition: Cum mortuis in lingua mortua, Andante non troppo con lamento' by Skidmore College Orchestra — freemusicarchive.org — Public Domain
'I Love Myself More Than Anyone Else' by HoliznaCC0 — freemusicarchive.org — CC0
'J.S. Bach – Cello Suite #1 in G (on Dulcimer) – Prelude' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — freemusicarchive.org — CC BY 4.0
'Schmetterling' by Kevin...