We've got some special guests on the pod today! Say hello to James Patrick and Tanner Simon, two of our great friends and fellow comics. Trying out some new stuff all around this week, for starters this will be a two part episode, so stick around for the next half coming Monday, August 3rd. Ever wondered what the top 10 most milkable animals are? Stick around, ya just might find out.

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0:00 Welcome James Patrick and Tanner Simon!

1:27 Riley's London Trip and Rude Encounters

7:33 Soccer and Lamine Yamal's Potential

8:52 The Best Sketch Never Made

15:31 TikTok Moms, Temu, and Racist AI Fruit Videos

24:58 Stupid Aliens and World Wars 3 & 4

29:49 Crappy Aliens and Fecal Terminology

34:42 The Long Walk (2025) Sucked

40:20 Titanic, 9/11, Pompei: What if?

44:50 Sculpture Appreciation and Ship Terminology

47:53 The Hindenburg (Pt 1)

52:08 The Fushigi Ball and Plown Town

54:50 The Hindenburg (Pt 2)

1:00:20 Bat Milk

1:03:01 Guessing the Top 10 Most Milkable Animals

1:07:20 See You Next Week for Part 2!

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