A broke, desperate man watches a spy movie and decides invisible ink is the perfect way to rob a bank. The plan? Write a robbery note no one can read, until he reveals it with a UV light. The problem? He forgets the light at home.

What follows is one of the most awkward bank “robberies” ever: a blank piece of paper, a confused teller, a security guard questioning his life choices, and an entire bank full of witnesses watching a crime fall apart in real time. When an elderly customer pulls out a UV light from her keychain and exposes the invisible threat, things somehow get even worse.

This episode is a masterclass in overthinking the cool idea and forgetting the basics, like logistics, common sense, and pockets that can’t actually hold bank money.

A cautionary tale about movie logic, poor planning, and why “please take me seriously” does not belong in a robbery note.

What’s worse than getting robbed?

Getting friend-requested by the person robbing you.

In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we break down the case of a burglar who couldn’t resist his social media addiction. While breaking into a woman’s home, he helped himself to her laptop, scrolled through her Facebook… and sent her a friend request from her own phone.

Then he forgot to log out. What followed was a perfect digital paper trail, a public Facebook profile with his home address listed, and police who didn’t even have to work that hard.

This episode is a masterclass in:

• why you log out of everything

• why you don’t make your address public

• and why social media etiquette does not apply during felonies

Stay logged out.

Stay smart. And maybe don’t friend your victims.

Some criminals plan carefully. Some criminals… get hungry.

In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we break down the case of a burglar who broke into a home, decided to make himself comfortable, cooked a full meal, helped himself to snacks, and treated the place like his personal Airbnb.

Instead of a quick in-and-out, this man took a full snack break, relaxed, and completely forgot one important thing: the homeowners were coming back.

From kitchen confidence to couch-level audacity, this is one of those crimes where the criminal didn’t get caught because of bad luck. He got caught because he got too comfortable. Play stupid games, cook stupid meals, win stupid charges.

Stay safe. Stay aware. And don’t make yourself at home in someone else’s house.

Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, where bad decisions meet real consequences.

A burglar tries to enter a house through the chimney like Santa… and gets stuck for THREE DAYS. No stolen goods. No grand escape. Just cold bricks, regret, hallucinations, and a neighborhood watching firefighters tear down the chimney to rescue him. Movies are not real life, and chimneys are not an entrance. Period.

Stay safe, stay smart, and stay out of chimneys.

Two cousins break into a house thinking they’re slick… but one of them butt-dials 911 while climbing through the window. A dispatcher listens to the entire burglary live.

Including a 20-minute argument about stealing a Vitamix blender like it’s a luxury item.

Meanwhile, police are outside, hearing everything in real time. This is what happens when your phone, and your butt have better judgment than you do.

A man walks into a bank with a handwritten robbery note… and immediately gets hit with: “Sorry, I can’t read your handwriting.” What was supposed to be a silent, intimidating heist turns into a group reading session.

Complete with a teller asking for clarification, an old lady trying to help, and the robber finally snapping and reading his own threat out loud to the entire bank.

Today’s lesson? If your handwriting is trash, the criminal life is not for you.

One bad decision can unravel everything. In this episode, we follow Marcus Rivera. A desperate man who makes a clean break-in, leaves no witnesses, and thinks he got away with it… until he realizes he left behind the one thing he can’t afford to lose.

A wallet. With his name, his address, and his children’s photos inside, panic sets in. Marcus does what most criminals know they should never do: he goes back.

What follows is a quiet, tense unraveling. Where fear, guilt, and stupidity collide, and one small mistake becomes the reason everything falls apart.

This isn’t about masterminds. It’s about panic, pressure, and the dumb decisions people make when they think they’re out of options.

True crime...but make it raggedy.

A man walked into a bank, demanded money, and terrified a teller. All with a toy gun he bought for $17 at Walmart.

In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we unpack the unbelievable story of a bank robbery carried out with an airsoft gun, a Sharpie-covered orange tip, and a Walmart rewards card trail.

Even though the weapon was fake, the fear was real, and the charges were very real too. Because when it comes to the law, fake guns don’t mean fake consequences.

Stay safe, stay smart, and don’t turn bad decisions into felony bargains.