A broke, desperate man watches a spy movie and decides invisible ink is the perfect way to rob a bank. The plan? Write a robbery note no one can read, until he reveals it with a UV light. The problem? He forgets the light at home.

What follows is one of the most awkward bank “robberies” ever: a blank piece of paper, a confused teller, a security guard questioning his life choices, and an entire bank full of witnesses watching a crime fall apart in real time. When an elderly customer pulls out a UV light from her keychain and exposes the invisible threat, things somehow get even worse.

This episode is a masterclass in overthinking the cool idea and forgetting the basics, like logistics, common sense, and pockets that can’t actually hold bank money.

A cautionary tale about movie logic, poor planning, and why “please take me seriously” does not belong in a robbery note.

What’s worse than getting robbed?

Getting friend-requested by the person robbing you.

In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we break down the case of a burglar who couldn’t resist his social media addiction. While breaking into a woman’s home, he helped himself to her laptop, scrolled through her Facebook… and sent her a friend request from her own phone.

Then he forgot to log out. What followed was a perfect digital paper trail, a public Facebook profile with his home address listed, and police who didn’t even have to work that hard.

This episode is a masterclass in:

• why you log out of everything

• why you don’t make your address public

• and why social media etiquette does not apply during felonies

Stay logged out.

Stay smart. And maybe don’t friend your victims.

Some criminals plan carefully. Some criminals… get hungry.

In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we break down the case of a burglar who broke into a home, decided to make himself comfortable, cooked a full meal, helped himself to snacks, and treated the place like his personal Airbnb.

Instead of a quick in-and-out, this man took a full snack break, relaxed, and completely forgot one important thing: the homeowners were coming back.

From kitchen confidence to couch-level audacity, this is one of those crimes where the criminal didn’t get caught because of bad luck. He got caught because he got too comfortable. Play stupid games, cook stupid meals, win stupid charges.

Stay safe. Stay aware. And don’t make yourself at home in someone else’s house.

Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, where bad decisions meet real consequences.