Luke’s up early on a Monday morning when a horn beeps outside his house. He goes out to see what’s happening… and all hell breaks loose.

Would you trust a doctor who was deaf and blind? And Pete reveals how he’d prank his friends one last time from beyond the grave — including the ominous message: “If I die, it wasn’t suicide.”

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0:00 intro

4:19 The scuffle with the woman

13:18 black people knocking my door

19:58 back to the scuffle (voice note)

26:08 black woman wearing boxing boots

27:52 some jobs aren’t for women

33:22 teacher got punched

34:50 Social stigma from school

38:07 back to the scuffle

39:53 “women in uniform turn me on”

41:53 deaf and blind doctor

46:23 everybody is happy till it effects them (refugee)

56:19 Kinahan Cartel + “if I die I didn’t commit suicide, but I did!”

1:08:02 being so angry you kill in broad daylight

1:10:11 did Pete cause his brother baldness?