Survival… Seriously? A Sarcastic Guide to Not Getting Yourself Killed in the Wild
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Christopher Gatterdam
概要
Think you’re ready for the wild?
Adorable.
Survival… Seriously? is the hilariously honest handbook you didn’t know you needed—because the wilderness doesn’t care how many YouTube videos you watched or how “outdoorsy” your social media looks.
This sarcastic survival guide delivers real, practical techniques wrapped in sharp wit and comedic truth. Learn how to actually build a shelter (instead of just posing next to one), find water without crying, make a fire without sacrificing your dignity, and avoid becoming a snack for wildlife that looks much cuter on Instagram.
Inside, you’ll discover:
- The Survival Mindset (step one: stop panicking)
- Shelter, fire, water, tools—the essentials you somehow still need
- Navigation without GPS (yes, the sky still works)
- Edible plants, animals, and things you should absolutely never put in your mouth
- First aid for injuries and bruised egos
- How to get rescued without screaming into the void
Whether you’re preparing for your first hike, a camping trip gone wrong, or simply want to laugh at humanity’s questionable decisions outdoors, this audiobook delivers survival wisdom with a perfectly sarcastic twist.
Survive smarter. Laugh harder.
Just try not to get yourself killed.
Perfect for adventure lovers, campers, hikers, beginners who pretend to be experts, and anyone who appreciates humor with their how-to guides.
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