Jesus Christ SuperTeen

What if you hung out with Jesus before he was, well, J.E.S.U.S? What if Jesus went to your high school, drove an old Jeep, and delivered pizzas part-time to save money for college? For Paul Watson, Jesus is just a fellow A.P. student and pizza delivery co-worker who becomes a close friend. When a seemingly random pizza delivery mixes up Paul with Jesus - and an eerie and awkward encounter with the Lord of Darkness himself - the two friends are catapulted on a journey beyond space and time...literally.

Jesus Christ SuperTeen is a hilarious look at teen life in modern America with a unique twist that places Jesus as a 21st century teenager before he becomes, well, J.E.S.U.S! Filled with a fascinating glimpse of the modern high school and the pizza delivery business, this audiobook will have you laughing right up until the climax where the afterlife resembles more the DMV than fire and brimstone. This novel is Tom Stoppard meets Douglas Adams for the YA set. For teens and older.

Meet Paul. Paul is an Honor student, ranked third in the Junior class, and delivers pizza part-time. Paul has just received a text from his girlfriend that she wants to see other people. Sound familiar? And so begins Paul’s odyssey to understand why his girlfriend has dumped him. In the meantime, Paul meets Jesus, a fellow Honor student, ranked second in the Junior class and who also delivers pizzas part time. It all takes a dramatic twist for the bizarre when Paul mistakenly takes a delivery that Jesus was supposed to take. Will Paul make any sense out of the creepy guy with pristine dental work? Will Paul be able to solve the mystery of his girlfriend’s odd behavior and seeming disappearance? And is Yuri, the school janitor, actually an inter-dimensional being? And, more importantly, will Paul ever get his Medea paper done and turned in on time?