From the madman who brought you Gleefully Macabre Tales, Dead Clown Barbecue, Everything Has Teeth, and Candy Coated Madness comes Jeff Strand’s latest and most twisted collection: Freaky Briefs.

This time, all of the stories are flash fiction—very short stabs of pitch-black hilarity.

Includes fan favorites like “The Douchebag Who Reneged on the Death Pact,” along with brand-new stories like “A Story For the Dude on the Plane Who Keeps Looking at My Laptop Screen.” Seventy-five tales in all, proving that you can pack of a lot of grisly fun into small packages.

The stories...

• "The Douchebag Who Reneged on the Death Pact"
• "Fresh Fish"
• "Clicking the Heart"
• "The Wrong Dentist"
• "The Skull Within"
• "CraniumVision"
• "Headspin"
• "Oh No! Don’t Eat Me! (A Chocolate Bunny Tale)"
• "Thrill Ride"
• "The First Cannibals"
• "What’s in the Box?"
• "Jock Magnum, Manatee Hunter"
• "Bernie"
• "Beaks"
• "The Guy Who Didn’t Want to Murder Anybody With a Hammer"
• "Bummer Tarot Reading"
• "Pull My Finger"
• "Crazy’s Ralph’s Used Car Emporium"
• "Home With a Future"
• "The Tell Tale Heart II: Aftermath"
• "A Story I’m Writing While Being Devoured by a Lion"
• "Make a Wish"
• "Long Sleeves"
• "Fast Zombies Vs. Slow Zombies"
• "Scrape and Scoop"
• "How’s My Driving?"
• "Granny’s Got an Ice Pick"
• "A Story for the Dude on the Plane Who Keeps Looking at My Laptop Screen"
• "And There Was a Metal Hook"
• "Box of Chocolates"
• "The Frostbite Movie"
• "Breakthrough"
• "Ten Little Babies"
• "Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts"
• "The Night I Realized Halfway To The Pavement Below That I Was Not, In Fact, Superman"
• "Helen Gets Permanently Traumatized"
• "A Real Haunting"
• "Vegan Training"
• "Guillotine"
• "Sherlock Holmes and the Murders at Camp Crystal Lake"
• "Chick"
• "Quicksand"
• "It’s Drabble Time!"
• "The Most Entertaining Man in the Elevator"
• "Wrongful Death Payday"
• "Jigsaw Puzzle"
• "The Satisfying Crunch of Bones Beneath My Feet"
• "Laundry Day"
• "All The Cheese In The World"
• "Not Enough Coins"
• "Impressionable"
• "Below Deck"
• "The Cat Who Was Super Smart For A Cat But Pretty Dumb By Human Standards"
• "The Blind Men And The Elephant: A Parable"
• "Bradley Goes Crunch"
• "Dusted"
• "Intervention"
• "Telemedicine"
• "The Soupville Stabber Practices Social Distancing"
• "Bunny Ears"
• "The Tragic Tale of Slappy McWankerville"
• "Abner Wederman, Ribald Ostrich"
• "Last One In"
• "Too Meta 2 Live"
• "Steps"
• "Santa Claus Kills 2020"
• "Yak Attack"
• "Job Reference"
• "The Man Without Nails"
• "Comeback"
• "The Last Egg"
• "Six Cents a Word"
• "Encore"