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You Decided to Get a Pomeranian: The Art of Living with Beauty That Barks (The Dog You Chose Book 1)

著者: Nick Shishkov
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YOU DECIDED TO GET A POMERANIANA Nick Shishkov Press Dog You Chose Series TitleThe Satirical Philosophy of Living With Beauty That BarksWhat happens when you bring home a dog that believes it is royalty?What happens when that royalty weighs seven pounds and fits in a handbag?You Decided to Get a Pomeranian is not a training manual. It is an education. An education in ego, sovereignty, aesthetic maintenance, and the delicate art of paying the cheese tax without resentment.In You Decided to Get a Pomeranian, Nick A. Shishkov explores the twelve defining traits of the breed not as behaviors, but as philosophical positions. The absurd confidence. The performative outrage. The territorial proclamations delivered at passing clouds.From lap sovereignty to selective hearingFrom grooming vanity to culinary rebellionFrom the theology of the zoomie to the politics of the front porchThis is a book about a small dog with a large theory of itself.And about what that theory reveals about you.Because the Pomeranian is not merely a pet.It is a mirror.A fluffy, judgmental, immaculately groomed mirror. About The Dog You Chose SeriesThe Dog You Chose Series examines each breed as a reflection of the humans who love them. Blending satire, philosophy, and affectionate observation, the series explores what our dogs reveal about ego, loyalty, beauty, insecurity, and the strange contract we sign when we invite them into our homes. Perfect For Readers Who: Love Pomeranians beyond reason Enjoy dry, intelligent humor Believe their dog has a personality larger than its body Want a gift that feels thoughtful, literary, and breed-specific A Book as Confident, Regal, and Dramatic as Its DogThis is for the person who understands that a Pomeranian does not enter a room. It arrives.It does not bark. It declares.It does not sit in your lap. It governs it.You thought you were getting a small dog.You were getting a sovereign nation in fur.©2025 Nick Shishkov Press (P)2025 Nick A. Shishkov
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