Well… where the hell have we been?

The last few months have been absolutely insane, and in Episode 14 of The Dark Mile Podcast, Viper and Patriot are finally back behind the microphones to explain exactly WTF JUST HAPPENED?!

We’re covering the entire roller coaster from June, July, August, and September — four months packed with medical scares, unexpected diagnoses, new businesses, hospital stays, and enough chaos to make up for every episode we missed.

For Viper, what started as strange health problems quickly turned into one of the craziest medical journeys of his life.

First came the diagnosis of Multiple Sclerosis (MS).

Then the doctors said, wait… maybe it isn't MS.

The diagnosis changed to Neuromyelitis Optica (NMO), sending everything in a completely different direction.

And then came another twist.

After more testing, scans, hospital stays, specialists, and uncertainty, Viper finally received a diagnosis: CLIPPERS disease — an extremely rare inflammatory neurological disorder.

Viper walks through the entire timeline: how everything started, how quickly his health went downhill, what it was like hearing one diagnosis after another, and what finally led doctors to CLIPPERS. We talk about the hospital stay, treatment, recovery, and what life looks like moving forward.

And while Viper was busy collecting diagnoses like Pokémon cards, Patriot apparently decided he wasn't going to let him have ALL the excitement.

Patriot finally launched his landscaping business!

New business. New adventure. Things are moving forward…

…and then Patriot falls into a hole.

Yep.

That's done. 😂

But unfortunately, things get much more serious from there.

Patriot has a heart attack.

So apparently somewhere between June and September, both hosts of The Dark Mile decided to see just how much punishment two middle-aged guys could take before somebody finally yelled, ENOUGH!

This episode has everything: health scares, hospitals, businesses, bad luck, recovery, laughs, serious conversations, and the kind of completely unpredictable stories you've come to expect from The Dark Mile.

We've been gone for a while, but we haven't disappeared.

There was simply a LOT happening behind the scenes.

So buckle up, because Viper and Patriot are back, we've got four months worth of stories to catch up on, and this is going to be one hell of a ride.

Welcome back to The Dark Mile.

Episode 14: WTF Just Happened?!

🎙️ Viper & Patriot are back.

And trust us…

We've got some explaining to do.