The Princess Killer Chronicles

Seventeen-year-old Saphee has a job: She kills princesses. Before you get all judgy, these aren't the sweet, innocent princesses from your grandmother's fairy tales. Sure, these girls are rich and gorgeous. One of them once even dated a frog. But a curse called the Princess Plague has given them unstoppable elemental powers and has turned the girls into destructive, out-of-control monsters.

In a working-class town, where a Faun might pop into the pub to hoist a pint with a Pixie, Saphee has been hired by a powerful dragon crime boss to stop Princess Ossenna—the most dangerous princess of all—from turning the Collossan Realm to dust. Joined by her pet Phoenix, her Ogre ex-boyfriend, a super hot blacksmith, and a collection of quirky accomplices, Saphee will need to infiltrate an impenetrable castle, battle deadly sorcerers, and overcome the sexy charms of an enchanting, dangerous Fae—all for a payday she might never get to enjoy.

Forget about living happily ever after. Right now, Saphee will settle for just living.