Dance recitals are apparently a luxury sport, toddlers have absolutely no filter, and somewhere along the way our kids started using our own parenting tactics against us.

This week we're talking about the surprising (to us!) cost of dance recitals, the hilarious names kids invent for body parts, whether adults should absolutely be taking hip hop classes, and the very specific way one husband eats chocolate mousse that might actually be grounds for separate dessert jars.

Plus, we share one of the only real fights we've ever had as best friends (spoiler: it involved cigarettes in Italy), and a listener submission that proves kids always seem to choose the worst possible moment to get sick.

Basically... motherhood is weird.

And honestly?

wait...same.

• Parenting is full of tiny moments that are so ridiculous you couldn't make them up.
• Sometimes the biggest expense isn't the activity—it's everything that comes with it.
• Kids are constantly watching us...and then copying us in ways we never expected.
• The best friendships survive dumb arguments because the relationship matters more than being right.
• Every mom has at least one "the timing could not have been worse" parenting story.

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