THIS EPISODE IS LIT -- literally. So lit that we didn't give a crap about what we were wearing (00:26) as much as we didn't give a crap about the rest of these datings apps. For this episode, we both ask each other questions to dig deep into what our real feelings were about our experience (06:00). At one point, Tati talks about how one of her Tinder matches led her to go down a rabbit hole on PornHub (12:20) before we both rant about how much we loathe small talk (21:40). Then, we introduce our friend Bekah (34:56), who tells us what the hell GGG means (hint: it's fuckin dumb and only use it on your profile if you want an instant swipe left). For Celebri-TEA, we call out Kylie Jenner for being both cheap af and a terrible human being (01:02:07) | Beat Provided by https://freebeats.io | Produced by White Hot | IG: @youdrivemecrazypod

We open by talking about how we're so happy politics are no longer dramatic before pondering about whether Rihanna and A$AP Rocky are hooking up (01:14). And then Tati politely asks all you fuckbois to stay in your lane and off of Hinge, pretty please (07:16). We finally talk about why we decided to go on this "research project" (11:08), and how our loneliness and sadness were really the only reason why (oh and also our lack of sex, but that's a given). We also made sure to emphasize that we went into this research with an OPEN MIND, and we were willing to give chances when we felt good about it -- which was RARE -- but it did happen, sorta. Jenna talks about being catfished for the first time ever (19:01), and then Tati goes deep into the story about "the Greatest Ghost of All Time" (27:32). Then at (35:01), we introduce our special guest, Ely, who went on this fun project with us and shares her brutally honest thoughts about all the bullshit (just like we do). Celebri-TEA goes deep into the world of celebrity relationships, and we also give Kanye some advice (01:01:45) | Beat Provided by https://freebeats.io | Produced by White Hot | IG: @youdrivemecrazypod

Jenna tells the story of how she got ghosted by Chris Evans (not really but really) before maybe finally talking to someone who hasn't ghosted her (yet)? And Tati re-tells the story of the most bitchass ghost ever while also ranting about how we jinx shit. WTF is this episode? Consider it our little gift to you. A bonus minisode where we talk about our most non-favorite part of dating: GHOSTING...again | Beat Provided by https://freebeats.io | Produced by White Hot | IG: @youdrivemecrazypod