YAPSmas has arrived — and festive discipline immediately goes out the window.
In our first-ever YAPSmas Special, host Owen puts the YAPS crew through a run of seasonal questions designed to be light-hearted, thoughtful, and vaguely organised.
Naturally, it all goes off the rails.
What follows is a gloriously scattergun Tottenham Hotspur conversation that hops between eras, players, managers, memories, and absurd hypotheticals — from Martin Jol to Mourinho, Pochettino to Postecoglou — with modern Spurs chat colliding head-on with nostalgia, Christmas nonsense, and some deeply questionable gift ideas.
There are serious football points in here.
There are also moments where football logic leaves the room entirely.
If you like your Spurs content neat and structured, this might not be for you.
If you like it messy, opinionated, festive, and accidentally funny — welcome.
Happy YAPSmas 🎄
00:00 – Owen’s Festive Opening Monologue
Setting the YAPSmas tone… for better or worse.
01:13 – Laying Down the YAPSmas Rules
An attempt at structure that doesn’t last long.
04:04 – Spurs Naughty List vs Nice List
Judgement is passed. Santa is watching.
08:10 – The Danish Manager Problem
How one man ends up on both lists at once.
11:23 – Spurs Secret Santa: Gifts for the Club
Some ideas should never leave the room.
12:17 – The Single Left Boot (5 & 12 Explained)
A cryptic Spurs present finally decoded.
13:23 – Anime, Consolation Gifts & Idle Footballers
A tangent nobody predicted.
14:33 – Sensual Gifts & Festive Oversharing
Things take a turn.
22:30 – Hosting Spurs for Christmas Dinner
Invites sent. Some rescinded.
32:10 – Spurs Memories, Nostalgia & Waffle
Christmas reflections, Spurs-style.
44:20 – Final YAPSmas Thoughts
Loose ends loosely tied.
53:20 – YAPS Out
Mercifully.
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