Alice and Kris discuss Xena and Gabrielle's first onscreen kiss, quicksand-based childhood trauma, and which body parts are needed for consuming food.

Alice and Kris discuss Joxer's internalized homophobia, Ancient Greek hip-hop, and whether we're competition for Contrapoints.

Alice and Kris discuss Gabrielle converting to Judaism, budget sky burials, and whether an Achilles heel can be on the face.

Alice and Kris discuss Xena doing dumb girl drag, siblings as metamours, and how well the movie "Bedazzled" aged.

Alice and Kris discuss the backlash against well-oiled baddies, Xena's spidey sense and the episode's surprisingly trans-affirming message.

Alice and Kris discuss twink lovers, chill deer skills, and the ways that Xena invented and immediately perfected medicine.

Alice and Kris discuss grilled squirrels, Ancient Greek plastic surgeons, and what an oily guy is.

Alice and Kris discuss whether Callisto is asexual, lingerie armour, and how much they love each other.