Another episode where we MAKE CALLS, GET THE WINNING POWERBALL NUMBERS, DO SOME BAD IMPROV, PLAY GAMES, AND SO MUCH MORE! Meredith Viera doesn't wear any underwear and you will win Powerball if you listen to this episode!

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00:00 World's Worst Astronaut Intro

02:18 Welcome to the World Record Podcast

03:37 How's Your Week, Cornell?

04:10 Inappropriate Questions About Cornell's Sister

05:53 Fetish Tweet Story

06:23 Powerball Numbers Rant

10:35 Live Episode & Call Ideas

11:44 Cell Phone Bill Rant

16:31 How I Cut My T-Mobile Bill in Half

21:10 Phone Bill Hack: Threaten to Cancel

23:05 Internet Provider Negotiation Story

26:19 Boomer Landline Jokes

29:52 Maury "You Are the Father" Bit

32:20 Mint Mobile Talk

34:14 Why Advertising Budgets Are a Waste

36:21 Final Thoughts

Bee Man and Corneezy do some of the #worldsworst improv that's trending on social media. We call some people to do improv with, we sing some songs, talk about MK Ultra and get the winninig Powerball numbers!

We recorded a live episode on Wed 3/4. I'm sorry about my obsession with 25 Words Or Less, but I need to try and get people to play it with me over the phone. Thanks to everyone who joined us during the livestreams! Will this be the final episode of the show? I guess we'll see...

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RECORDED LIVE MARCH 4th, 2026

00:00 Welcome to The Show

01:15 The Final Episode Announcement & Meltdown

03:11 Kiss Us On The Lips Goodbye

04:20 Makeup Store Call Setup

05:39 Cornell’s Hot Steamy Date Night (Nirvanna Movie)

08:02 25 Words or Less Tease + A-List Flex

09:32 Revenge of the Nerds & Robert Carradine Tragedy

10:34 Men Commit Suicide 4x More + Jordan Peterson Talk

13:07 Live Call with the Makeup Store Girl

14:29 Guy Makeup & Kissable Lips Discussion

17:19 Inventing “Guy Liner” for Dudes

19:21 Liquid Eyeliner Tutorial & Questions

21:24 Powerball Lottery Number Request

22:50 Mascara = “Masculara” Puns

25:20 Checking the Live Chat & Tips

26:51 Hanging By a Thread (Threads App Joke)

28:26 Waterproof Makeup for MMA Fighters

33:11 25 Words or Less Game Attempt

34:32 Caller Bails Out 35:17 Risks of Going Live & Apology

36:10 John M’s Billion-Dollar Idea Stolen – Teledriving in Austin

43:46 Rant: Society’s Collapse, Billionaires vs Slaves

44:43 How Walmart & Amazon Killed Small-Town America

48:42 Cornell Hates Amazon (Canceled Prime 10 Years Ago)