🐴✨ Witch, Yes! Presents: Centaurs! Person on Top, Horse on Bottom! ✨🐴

So you've caught feelings for a centaur. Understandable. He's seven feet tall, shirtless as a rule, and abbed beyond reason. Every horse girl who swore she'd grow out of it, this is where that goes. But before you bring your situationship home for the holidays, baby witches, we need to talk. About the ticks. The stink. The attitude. And the small matter of an entire mythological bloodline descended from men who simply could not keep it in their pants.

This week on Witch, Yes!, Alicia and Terra gallop through the wild, horny, tragic world of the centaur, from a Bronze Age misunderstanding to a bloodline born of one very cursed cloud (yes, cloud). But it's not all rowdy boys hauling off brides. There's also Chiron: the wounded healer who could cure anyone but himself, and whose story still lives in your birth chart.

Are centaurs monsters? Mentors? A warning about our own animal instincts? Or just misunderstood boys with good hair and bad impulse control? Saddle up, because it's about to get witchy as fuck. ✨🔮🐎

Hosted by Alicia Herder and Terra Keck.

Produced by Marcel Pérez.

Creative Directing by Mallory Jordan.

Music by Kevin MacLeod.

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Note: Of course, our episode about chaos had some chaos in the edit: audio issues, export problems, and some other moments of pandemonium. But the chaos has been tamed, the audio restored, and this episode is being uploaded again. Apologies for the disruption, but we are now all set. Thanks, babes!

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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. This podcast episode is both real and fake. You're welcome.

This week, Alicia and Terra are cracking open the occult's most chaotic, most postmodern, most "actually kind of makes sense when you think about it" tradition: Chaos Magic. From Austin Osman Spare, a man who was literally named Spare, to Peter J. Carroll writing manifestos in a London occult zine, to the internet turning sigils into memes and memes into sigils... the chaos was always the point.

We're talking belief as a tool, gnosis as a practice, Supernatural (yes, that one), the difference between Chaos Magic and eclectic witchcraft, and why a chaos magician might pray to an ancient god on Monday and a fictional character on Wednesday and feel completely fine about it.

Oh, and Alicia is going to use it to get a new car. We'll keep you posted.

Hosted by Alicia Herder and Terra Keck.

Produced by Marcel Pérez.

Creative Directing by Mallory Jordan.

Music by Kevin MacLeod.

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You thought you knew the game. You thought you were the one pulling the strings. But somewhere between the punchline and the plot twist, the rug got pulled, and you're not sure if you're laughing or cursed.

This week on Witch, Yes!, Alicia and Terra are diving into the Trickster. The shapeshifter. The chaos agent. The one who breaks the rules so hard the universe has to rewrite them. From Coyote and Loki to Anansi and Hermes, we're unpacking why every culture across time has needed a figure who lies, cheats, steals, and somehow still ends up being the hero of the story. Are Tricksters forces of evil, or are they the only ones telling the truth? And more importantly... have you been the Trickster this whole time?

Light a candle. Mind the fine print. And don't make any deals you can't afford to lose. 🃏🔮✨

Hosted by Alicia Herder and Terra Keck.

Produced by Marcel Pérez.

Creative Directing by Mallory Jordan.

Music by Kevin MacLeod.

Official Witch, Yes! Discord!

Witch, Yes! on Patreon!

Check out our merch on Teepublic!

Our Link Tree

"Spellbound" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

Support Witch, Yes! by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/witch-yes

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