This week, the brothers agree to officially ban the word "strategy" from the podcast and dive into the logistics of organizing massive card collections for live streams. Mike confesses to making up sports facts on the fly, while Matt reveals his secret framed shrines to Drew Bledsoe. Later, things get personal as Mike vents about the emotional rollercoaster of raising a teenage daughter.

In This Episode:

• Thrift Shop Nightmares: Mike realizes that hunting for cheap items to flip for a massive markup is his absolute nightmare—until he immediately decides he might actually be into it.
• The Whatnot Command Center: Matt breaks down his method for organizing cards by era, player, and insert, while admitting he heavily relies on his kids for mid-stream card pulling.
• Fake News & Space Jam: Mike admits that his impressive sports knowledge on streams is mostly made up, or heavily dependent on whatever documentary he watched five days ago, such as Space Jam.
• The Drew Bledsoe PC: While Mike contemplates starting a Jaylen Brown personal collection, Matt proudly confesses to collecting and framing two-cent Drew Bledsoe cards on his walls.
• The Teenage Conundrum & Movie Escapes: Mike talks about the highs and lows of parenting his 14-year-old daughter, Emmy. They bond over the movie Interstellar and simulation theory, but she still calls him a loser when he waves at her school bus. Plus, Mike reveals his deeply stressful emergency drop plan for escaping movie theaters.

The brothers return for Episode 11, and things get heated when Joe admits he is ready to go to war with artificial intelligence. Later, the conversation pivots from cash flow management to post-apocalyptic survival strategies, complete with a brutal breakdown of why their sister wouldn't survive the end of the world.

In This Episode:

• Yelling at Robots & Pop Punk: Mike airs his grievances against AI devices interrupting his thoughts and aggressively messing up his 2000s pop-punk running playlists.
• The "Rolling Profit" Method: Mike breaks down his exact cash flow strategy for selling cards, including using separate bank accounts, tracking batch profits, and joking about legally dubious tax write-offs for his kids.
• Ice Cube vs. Connor Price: The guys debate Ice Cube's transition from his NWA days to starring in family movies. Matt also drops a wild trivia fact about rapper Connor Price's child acting days alongside Russell Crowe in Cinderella Man.
• Dystopian Flea Markets & Sisterly Survival: If the grid goes down, who survives? Matt is on food duty, Mike is practicing starting fires, and Joe is placed on shelter duty due to his carpentry skills. Meanwhile, Matt and Mike ruthlessly roast their sister, deciding her only apocalypse survival skills would be "decorating the shelter" and trying to pet the chickens right next to the slaughter table.
• The $2 Start & New Targets: Mike shifts his auction strategy to $2 starts and tests the waters with Tracy McGrady and Vince Carter cards.

The guys return for Episode 10 to talk streaming strategy, but things quickly go off the rails when a massive typo on Mike's eBay account is exposed to the world. Is it Retroripping, or are you actually buying from Retro“ropping"?

In This Episode:

• The Yard Sale Pivot: After seeing the massive value hidden in his son's collection, Mike considers pivoting his entire yard-sale hunting strategy over to Pokémon cards.
• Pleasing the Algo: Mike breaks down his new Whatnot strategy: streaming less frequently but utilizing targeted giveaways to hack the "algo" and boost his follower count.
• Marketplace Hustles: Matt shares his newest, slightly creepy card acquisition strategy—meeting up with elderly men from Facebook Marketplace to score massive lots of Jordans on the cheap.
• The Proud Dad Spreadsheets: Mike and Matt share back-to-back proud parenting moments as their sons start building their own card-flipping empires using complex spreadsheets and eBay comps.